Silent, Judging Eyes

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October

Thursday

(9:20 AM)

[hozier hoes]

Moony: if u don't answer right at this very moment

harsh words will be sent ur way

Padfoot: tbh that did in fact make me shiver bc i just KNOW

that u and ur vocab could just destroy my ego

Moony: oh good

ur here :)

now

should i get a bagel??? is it worth it???

Padfoot: omg??? i just HAD A BAGEL

Moony: LUCKY

one of my dorm neighbors was eating one and i just

i need one

Padfoot: mine was an everything bagel 😍😍

Moony: no...

he had an everything bagel too...

Padfoot: no WAY??

Moony: YES.

Padfoot: moony.

u know what this means, don't u??

Moony: no..

what...?

Padfoot: its the universe trying to tell u something

Moony: well tell me then??

I dont speak universe???

Padfoot: its trying to tell that u should get a fucking everything bagel !!

they can def solve world peace i think

Moony: wait bc that makes so much sense

they're just so good???

fuck it. going to get one rn.

Padfoot: just carrying out the universe's purpose 😁

Moony: as i should 🤝

Padfoot: wait

can we just talk about the everything but the bagel seasoning from trader joes??

Moony: the way that i was JUST thinking about that wtf???

Padfoot: ITS SO GOOD

i put that shit on EVERYTHING

Moony: trader joes is genuinely something else

i want to live there.

Padfoot: favorite item. go.

Moony: u can't just casually ask me that??? i need time to think???

Padfoot: the dark chocolate peanut butter cups

Moony: yes...

HOW.

Padfoot: i just know my moony

what can i say??

Moony: *your* moony?

Padfoot: what?

oh

i was joking haha

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