Across the Hall

Marzipan

Sunday

(6:29 PM)

[hozier hoes]
Padfoot: the word marzipan has been encircling my mind this whole day and idk why. i dont even know what marzipan is.

Moony: i-

well good evening to u too

i truly dont know how to answer

Padfoot: MARLENE

Moony: THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!

Padfoot: NO

BLONDIE

IS MARLENE

Moony: OHH LMFAOOOO

SO IT WORKED???

Padfoot: okay so

yes and no

she knew i didnt know her name this whole time :(

but she thought it was the funniest thing bc we know literally everything ab each other but i didnt know her name

to be fair i always suppress every memory of our fam parties so HOW WAS I TO KNOW IT

Moony: so true pads

ur valid dw

BUT SHE KNEW ??

howd it happen??

Padfoot: so glad u asked

so i texted her like HEY BABE

and she was like

HEY ASSHOLE (shes very loving 😍)

and so i just started rambling as i often do

and was like

'our parents r pretty weird huh giving us such weird names'

'like my parents named me after a star'

'yours shoulda named u chrisanthemum'

and then

Moony: wait hold on

ur named after a star?

Padfoot: oh yeah

our whole fam is named after them

weirdos

but i kind of like my name actually

and maybe youll find out what it is soon 😫

ok anyway

she said

'is this ur way of trying to find out my name'

Moony: LMFAOOOS NO SHE DIDNT

Padfoot: SHE DID 😫😫

i wouldve been embarrassed but i dont DO embarrassed

Moony: so u were embarrassed then?

Padfoot: SO MUCH.