Hush Little Baby [VMinKook]

10

"So what's the game plan? I literally had to cancel plans to be here."

Wooyoung, their current boss and snitch to the big boss, looks at Taehyung with a perked eyebrow as he leans back against the counter in the kitchen, "You have no job, or friends besides Minho and Hoseok - who are both unavailable today - and you don't talk to your family. What plans did you hav-"

"Ah shut up!" Taehyung angrily huffs, plopping down on the couch beside Jimin, who's preparing his hookah pipe with coals on the tin foil, "Point is I don't want to be here, so let's wrap it up."

Jeongguk, who serves himself a glass of - whatever the fuck that brown thing is - moves his way to the living room and sits on the open chair beside the couch, just as Jimin's little pipe got ready and he inhales from his tube, making the water bubble up in the container, and exhales the smoke past his lips with hooded eyes as he leans back.

Yeah, they're definitely a great team for sure.

Wooyoung lazily moved towards them, hands in his pocket, "Well you guys are the ones in charge of this plan. Come up with something."

"As if it's that easy," Jimin coughs, making Taehyung wave the smoke from around him with a scowl, "It's a party, pretty sure these three fuckers are going to be there. We followed your plan and said we are dating, now they're pissed. How the fuck are we going to get closer to them through a party?"

Jeongguk takes a sip of his alcoholic beverage and shrugs, "Knowing Woosung, he's going to try to catch my attention. That night at graduation, I literally told him to come to my apartment but obviously I didn't end up going and now he sees me dating you two. Ha, he's definitely mad."

"Well just pointing it out there," Taehyung mutters as he stares at the ceiling while laying his head back against the back rest of the couch, "Having sex won't do shit if that's what you're thinking of doing. Me and Minho would fuck and look where I am now."

Jimin takes another intake, blowing smoke from his nose, "The agenda is to get closer, right? Right now we got them riled up somehow towards us, which means they will act somehow - either to piss us off or whatever. Umm I don't know.... What if we just pull some Romeo sorry excuse and that's it."

This time Jeongguk perked a dry laugh, shaking his head, "Maybe that works for Taemin, not for Woosung," and he takes another drink, "I remember whenever I use to piss him off, he literally would tempt me so bad to get riled up to the point I had to lock us in a room until we made up. He likes my attention too much, and a sorry won't cut it."

"Possessive thing he is," Taehyung snorts, closing his eyes, "If only Minho gave me half as a percentage as that attention, I would be in the clouds."

"Trust me, you don't want that," Jimin mutters, suddenly fixing his eyes to Wooyoung still standing there, "Are you going to be our fairy godmother and tell us what to do or are we just going to continue wasting our time here thinking of stupid ideas?"

Wooyoung is silent for a moment, and maybe it made Jimin nervous that he most likely pissed him off by saying something like that, but then Wooyoung grabs a chair and sits while still facing them.

And he sighs, "Clever brainstorming but you guys are thinking about them way too much as your goodie toe shoes of friends rather than future empire leaders, which isn't bad," And then he slouches back on the chair, "In order to get to them, you must attack them in areas that'll get them riled up, not you."

So he looks at Jeongguk first, silent but then nods to himself, "Woosung is a seducer and a brat. Maybe not to you but that's how he is. He likes being in charge because he is in charge. The more you nudge his dominance, the likely he will be to prove you wrong. So how do you get closer to him? Showing him your dominance, in whatever way suits you two. In that way, once the party is over, he will rely on that as a strength rather than a weakness. Easy."