Hush Little Baby [VMinKook]

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Dysfunctional Poly Relationship

Jimin:
Guys, what if I'm pregnant?

Jimin:
Shit wrong chat 😤

Woosung:
Then the kid might have 5 different baby daddies 🤗

Jeongguk:
Not helping 😒

Jeongguk:
You're not pregnant

Taemin:
Talk about Deja Vu rn

Jimin:
Just forget it, I typed in the wrong chat

Minho:
I'm curious to know what makes you think your pregnant in the first place?🤔

Minho:
You don't have a uterus

Jimin:
But I've looked up cases that a guy can get pregnant 😔

Jimin:
And like, I felt nauseous today, like really bad

Taehyung:
You do realize you took ecstasy, smoked hookah and drank a shit tone of tequila at the same time right?

Taehyung:
And you expect to be in the greatest shape rn?

Woosung:
Shhhhh he's pregnant

Woosung:
Let's come to a democratic vote on naming the baby Bambi🤗

Taemin:
Absolutely not😒

Taemin:
Why not a gender neutral name? Like.... Jean?

Jeongguk:
I kinda like Bambi though🥺👉👈

Woosung:
See!

Jimin:
I hate you guys 😑

Jimin:
You've gotten more...... Sadistic than usual Woosung

Jimin:
Mafia role icing your heart?

Woosung:
Nope

Woosung:
It's Taehyung with his attitude 😒

Taehyung:
I didn't even say anything to you!

Woosung:
You were bound to

Jeongguk:
I give up on you guys 😑

Jeongguk:
It's still fucking Saturday, can we stop talking in this chat already!

Jeongguk:
My body still hurts

Woosung:
I've said earlier to just forget about this chat.

Woosung:
Just delete it from your phones

Taemin:
Okay

Taemin:
Wait, I actually need some advice

Jimin:
What is it?

Jeongguk:
??

Taehyung:
What?

Minho:
Did something happen?