"GET IT DONE CHARGEBOLT!"

Kyoka Jiro

Jiro was having an internal panic and there was not much she could do about it right now. She had just witnessed and experienced Kaminari being carried and being carried by Kaminari. The first one had been hilarious. Flirty and confident Kaminari being lifted off the ground into a bridal carry by Ashido, Ochako and Yaomomo while he turned into a tomato and pleaded to be put down on the ground? Priceless. Truly a shame that she had been too busy laughing to record it. And then when he had turned the tables around on everyone and began picking up the girls. Starting with her. And that is also where her internal panic started.

She had had been too damn busy laughing to notice when he walked over and picked her up. One minute she was on the ground and the next she was in his arms, too warm and skin tingling everywhere their skin touched from the apparent underlying current of electricity that was always on Kaminari. There was absolutely nothing else that it could possible be. And it definitely wasn't why she hadn't immediately stabbed him. And she was sure she had blushed, but with all the chaos it didn't seem like he noticed and simply handed her over to Sero. She watched Kaminari spin Ochako around, thinking back to when Sero held her. It was warm, sure, but there wasn't any tingly feeling and suddenly she felt very sad when she saw Mina jump into Kaminari's arms.

Damn. She really didn't like where this was going. It sounded too much like what they would tease Ochako about regarding Midoriya. Ochako was finally back on the ground, Kaminari smiling and breathless, when suddenly Ashido spoke up. "Ochako! You didn't pay the fee?" Ochako perked up immediately, a cheeky grin on her face as she turned to face Kaminari. He raised his eyebrows at her, and everyone was now paying close attention. She suddenly dropped down on one knee and grabbed his hand, staring up at him with a dramatic hand over her heart. "Handsome sir, please accept this as my thanks for fulfilling my dreams of being twirled like a princess." And then kissed the back of his hand.

The entire room was silent for a solid second, everyone's brain still processing what had just happened, and then Kaminari's face once again turned into a tomato. "Dude," Sero's awed whisper broke the silence, "you just got topped so hard." And then the chaos broke out again. Kirishima, Sero, Ashido, Toru, Jiro and Ochako broke out into howling laughter, wheezing for breath. Ochako falling over while holding her stomach and Kaminari slowly hiding his face behind his hands. Jiro snorted, watching them struggle to breath. "What does he mean Jiro-chan?" Yaomomo asked suddenly. "Yaoyurozu, you don't want to know, kero." Tsu interjected, shaking her head at the chaos. "Kaminari-kun, are you ok? Do you need some water?" She asked, changing Jiro's focus to how he was now sitting on the floor, face still hidden, but his scarlet ears gave him away.

"Oh-" Toru wheezed, obviously trying to straighten, but broke down in laughter upon seeing Kaminari. Jiro made her way over her sprawled friends to where Kaminari was still hiding. "Hey," Kaminari lifted his hand a little bit, the image of his distressed and red face made a giggle bubble out of her. He groaned and buried deeper into a ball. "No, no." Jiro stopped, holding a giggle in when Sero once again spoke up. "No, Jiro, don't console him." A wheeze. "He, the self-declared class 1-A playboy, just got topped by the class' equivalent of a marshmallow." That broke Jiro and she keeled over, leaning on Kaminari with her arm thrown over his shoulder as she rested on his back as she snorted out a laugh. "No wait!" Kirishima spoke up then, "We-" Another wheeze and laughs before he managed to speak again. "We would need-" And then he dissolved into laughter. "C'mon, finish already!" Kaminari moaned out from underneath her, and Jiro swore her heart did a triple somersault in her chest as her eyes snapped open. His voice was such a nice timber that it resonated through her earjacks as well as her chest. She hardly ever felt sound this way and now she wanted to feel it again. "-and Midoriya." Kirishima finished saying. Sero then fell off the bed, holding his stomach while Kaminari curled further down, making Jiro fall on top of him still laughing. "Imagine" Sero gasped, "being topped by not one, but two marshmallows." And then he paused, a wicked gleam in his eye. "I'd bet you'd just melt."

And that. That had the entire room breaking out into groans, even as laughs still filled the air. "Sero, I'm going to hurt you." Mina gasped out. "As soon as I can breathe again." And finally, Kaminari giggled, his shoulders shaking. Wow, he was warm. And his hair felt so soft from where it was brushing against her face, Jiro was incredibly tempted to run her hands through it. And there was this sweet smell again. What was it? So busy trying to figure out the smell she didn't realize that her nose was basically buried in the base of Kaminari's hair and that the room was oddly quiet.

Lemon... but sweet? Honey. Wait. There was something else there. Another scent. She pushed deeper, her nose now in the crook of his neck while his hair tickled her cheek. A sniff. "Rain...? Ow!" She jumped back. Her eyes snapping open once again only to be confronted by several cameras pointed her direction. "Care to tell us what you were doing Jiro?" Toru asked and beside her Sero leaned forward, apparently trying to catch of glimpse of Kaminari's face. "I thought you didn't like shocking girls, bro?" Shit-eating grin etched on his face. Oh boy. Jiro felt her face begin to burn. Furiously. There was no actual explanation to what she had been doing. She herself wasn't even sure. "I, um, I wanted to, uh, figure out what Kaminari smelled like..." It sounded even weirder out loud! Why did she say that?! "Oh? And here we thought you were about to show all of us how to give the fake playboy a real hickey and claim him." Sero said nonchalantly, leaning back against the bed. "What?" Jiro squeaked out and in front of her Kaminari started to spark. She could only see his back and his ears were completely red, hair beginning to float in the tale tell way that showed his quirk was active.

"I think Kaminari has been picked on enough guys." Yaomomo interjected gently. "We should actually get started now though, or we won't have enough time for everything." That got Ashido's attention and she quickly pulled the girls over to where the supplies were. "Ok so there are 6 girls and 3 boys. It will have to be teams of two, and you know what? Let's make this a competition. The girls who manage to finish their boy the fastest and have him looking the best win." Ashido quickly explained. Over her shoulder, Jiro could see Sero and Kirishima still snickering at Kaminari while he tried to direct small chocks at them and keep his face hidden at the same time. Another small zap caused Sero to jump and this time both Kaminari and Kirishima laughed, yet when Mina turned around to survey the three boys, two sitting there with innocent looks on their faces and the other stubbornly staring at the floor, his face mostly back to normal. Ashido hummed in thought, gaze flickering from the boys to the girls. "Ok... so, Yaomomo and Tsu, you'll be working on Sero. Ochako and Toru with Kirishima and Jiro and I will work on Kaminari." She turned around once more, clapping her hands, "Alright ladies, grab your supplies, grab your man and win this thing!" 

Author's Note: Thank you all so much for reading, I thinks it's absolutly amazing that anyone would want to read this mess (let's be honest, it's very much a mess rn but I will do my best to fix that). Things seem to be getting quite acwark for our children so let's see where this goes. 

   Until Next Time Loves, 

           Moondragon