(Sal's diary entry)
Dear diary, So the last time I wrote in you was like maybe second grade. Let me tell you something. Detention is the worst place on earth to be. Lumpy chairs and high swinging cages aren't exactly what I expected. I mean this is a monster school right? I would have expected maybe like a torture room next door, a human slime container for things unknown, no restrooms, and a bit of torture to make you die faster. Diary, honestly I have no idea why people say "Diary" like "Dear Diary", who the heck is diary? "Dear" in a letter usually makes it look like you're writing whatever it is to a person. Do diaries have hidden cameras that the FBI use to keep an eye on everyone? Like an FBI agent reading your diary going like: "Dear Diary, today I got a pink puppy it's so cute I'm gonna name it sprinkles. Wow that's an interesting fact about Sally. Time to right down that sally has a dog that's cute named sprinkles. The next chapter will absolutely be good. I love reading second grader scribbles on a lined paper." Like is that how they find out so much?! Has anyone ever thought that? Nope? Guess it's just me.
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Scared Sally and the detention of a lifetime
FantasíaScarred sally is a little girl who goes to a monster school to learn magic. This is the first Scarred Sally book in the series.
