Sonic's Arabian Nights (A Silvaze Story)(Discontinued)

Chapter 13: Hanging out with Sonic

Sonic: You can clap now. *pretends to drop a mic*  

Carpet, Vinnie, and Silver claps.

Sonic: No, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please. You can thank me outside. I-In the sun. When you wish us out.

Silver: So, how does it work?

Sonic: You're... kidding, right? 

Vinnie and Carpet shake their heads behind Silver's back. At least I think the carpet is shaking something? It doesn't have a head!

Sonic: The whole song... was th-the instructions! *turns to the readers and mumbles* I can't be the only one who thinks that this kid is clueless.*shrinks down to Silver's height* *turns to Silver* Obviously you can't dance and listen at the same time. So here's the basics: Step one. Rub the lamp. Step two. Say what you want. Step three. There is no step three. See? It's that easy. You get three wishes. They must begin with rubbing the lamp and saying "I wish". Got it?

Silver: I think so.

Sonic: A couple of other rules. You can't wish for more wishes. Three is enough. Now, I can't make anybody love anybody. *turns into a mummy* Or bring anybody back from the dead. Feel free to interrupt me anytime if you don't understand. I'm kidding. Don't ever interrupt me, no matter what. Now, I usually don't have to go through all this because by the time the guy gets to me, he pretty much knows what he wants and it generally has to do with *turns giant* tons of money and power! HAhahahaHaHA!!! Do me a favor, do not drink from that cup. I promise you, there's not enough money and power on earth for you to be satisfied. Good? So, what's your first wish?

Vinnie: *mumbles so Sonic can't hear* I don't think he could stop talking.

Silver: Mm, well... I have to think about it. I mean, if there are only three. Why are there only three, anyway?

Sonic: I don't know! Who cares?

Silver: *thinks to himself then gets an idea* *smirks*  You don't know? I thought you were all-knowing?

Sonic: *groans* That's 'cause you don't listen. I never said I was all-knowing. 

Sonic makes a drawing board appear with a ranking system with Silver at the bottom and himself on top.

Sonic: I said I was all-powerful. The most powerful being in the universe. Look, whatever I don't know, I know I can learn it. Outside in the sun...-

While Sonic was talking, Silver looks at Vinnie with the look of an idea and Vinnie could see where this was going. Silver sits on a rock with his hands behind his back along with the lamp.

Sonic: ...-Why you playin' hard to wish? I know you can't tell, but I'm very pale. This is sky blue. My natural pigmentation is Royal Blue. Give us some sun!

Silver: Okay, Sonic. I wish for you to get us out of this cave.

Sonic: *flies around Silver really fast* Oh, yeah! He has made his first wish! *imitates an airline reporter thing* Thank you for choosing carpets, camels, and caravans. Please don't forget to tip your genie on the way out.  *makes a portal under Vinnie, Silver, and Carpet* Hold yourself, guys! *jumps through the portal* Whoooooooooooo...! 

Sonic, Silver, Vinnie, and Carpet then land in some part of the desert, outside of the Cave of Wonders. Once they recovered from the ruff landing that they had, they look around the desert in awe while Carpet flies around. 

Sonic: Whoa. Man, look at this world. It's so... big. Inside the lamp, everything's like, brass! Brass! Brass! Brass! And like, "ooh, is that some copper?" Nope! Brass! That's sorta the problem with the genie life. Phenomenal cosmic powers, but itty-bitty living space.

Silver: *looks at the lamp* So, is this magic? Or are you magic?

Sonic: Eh, kind of a package deal.

Sonic quickly moves all of them to another spot and makes a tent appear. Before they knew it, All of them except for Carpet was sitting in a beach lounge chair. Vinnie leans back, being dizzy from that.

Vinnie: Now I feel sick...

Silver: *surprised* Can you warn me before you do that?

Sonic: Oh, you'll get used to it.

Silver: Right. So, do I have to make all my wishes here? I mean, if I take you back to Agrabah, won't people...?

Sonic: No, no, no, no, no. I can look totally normal. Boop. *turns to this:*

Silver: Right. Totally normal. Not trying to be offensive towards anybody.

Sonic: Fine how's this?

By the way, it's supposed to look like a non-ghost version of him with this on:

Silver: I guess that's ok.

Sonic: Okay, okay. So... What are you gonna wish for?

Silver: Oh, I-I haven't thought about that.

Sonic: Mm. You really are not that guy, are ya?...

Silver: *glares at him for a moment* So what would you wish for?

Sonic: No one's ever... asked me that before... But, an easy one though. I wish to be free. *knocks on his wrist cuffs* To not have to say, poof! *dresses as a waiter* Can I help you? Poof! *Turns tiny with the outfit next to him* What would you like? Poof! Welcome to the lamp. May I take your order, please? *turns back to the servant outfit* Freedom. I wish to be... To be normal.