We Found Love (and smexy times) In A Hopeless Place <3

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Edward Christopher Sheeran pov:
i'm scrolling through tiktok reading all the comments about me. people are so mean 😢 i'm inspired to go post on instagram so i wait until night (tonight is a full moon) and turn into my vampire 🧛‍♂️🦷🩸 form and take a #selfie for instagram of me in my vampire 🧛‍♂️🦷🩸 form. they will regret bullying me 😈

william knight pov:
i'm so lonely i need a smexy squirrelly in my life. i just love them so much. omg squirrels are so hot but chipmunks aren't. squirrels = hot, chicpmunsk ≠ not bc i'm racist to chipmunks...

alvin pov:
i just downloaded Timber, it's the new Tinder app but for chipmunks, 11/10 app 101% recommend go download it from the app stor today for $5.99 (in-app purchases sold separately)

william pov:
i have an idea i will infiltrate chipmunk society by downloading Timber and pretending to be a chipmunk.