We Found Love (and smexy times) In A Hopeless Place <3

a new format, a fresh start.

[insta dms between Edward Christoper Sheeran and william knight]

vampy bae: uh... hi!! 😁
vampy bae: sorry, i'm not good with introductions haha *rubs back of neck*

mr. knight: heyyy 😏 whatcha textin me for big boy? a favor?

vampy bae: 😳
vampy bae: uh... haha... that's a lil forward, don't you think?
vampy bae: n-not that i mind or anything!

mr. knight: omg im sooo sorry! a very mean chipmunk knocked my phone out of my hand and accidentally hit send...

vampy bae: that's what they all say 🙄
vampy bae: haha jk jk
vampy bae: so... you said that the chipmunk hit send.

mr. knight: haha yeah. sorry about that. i swear im telling the truth, i would never lie to you

vampy bae: so you had the message written out before.

mr. knight: uh... oops...

vampy bae: you said you would never lie to me, so what is it?

mr. knight: ...i refuse to confirm nor deny.

vampy bae: haha i'll take that as a yes!
vampy bae: i'm having fun. say, why don't i get your number so we can text more?

mr. knight: of course!! my number is [redacted]