We Found Love (and smexy times) In A Hopeless Place <3

answer to the cliffhanger lol. i'm not a TOTAL asshole

william knight pov: stupid chipmunk !! this is why they are bad and mean and I DONT LIKE THEM!!! *goes sicko mode* 😠😡🤬👿👺

Edward Christoper Sheeran pov: i doubt he'll even respond... people always say he's too much of a smol uwu bean for me, and i guess they were right. *le sigh* *le gasp* what's this? a message?? a reply??? from... w-william!!!!

alvin pov: i wonder who that guy over there was. he looks like his name would be william or something. hope he doesn't hate me haha

Edward Christoper Sheeran pov: haha... he's so brave and bold :3 what a risqué text, i wonder what he'll do next? woah. bars. i should put that in my next song. then maybe he'll... like me 🥺

william knight pov: AHHH!!! stupid stupid chipmunk! stupid stupid billiam! billiam? why did i give myself that nickname. that's so dumb, just like me for letting that dirty little rodent mess up my chances with the one and only Edward Christoper Sheeran...

authors note: jk i decided not to reveal the answers to The Big Questions. frick you