MHA verse II

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Killua didn't know whether to be mad at Aria or proud of Alluka. But then again, why not both?

"Around 100 points huh?" he glared at her.

Aria had gotten 35 rescue points and 17 robot points. She was near the bottom of the list of passers but at least she hadn't attracted that much attention. Killua remembered clear as day their reaction.

"What the? These Ando's..."

"Better be careful."

"100 robot points? These guys are monsters!"

There was this green boy that was muttering really hard, Kalluto just buried his face in his hands and Alluka danced around happily. 

"B-I mean Killua-sama I did great didn't I?"

"Yeah Alluka! You did awesome!"

"Bi-Killua-sama did awesome too!"

"Mhmmm." patting her on the head, Killua glanced at Aria who was looking very amused.

At the walk back they had had quite the conversation.

"Either way great job Alluka!"

"Well she probably flunked the exam anyways." Kalluto ever so pessimistic.

"Around 100 points huh?"

"Don't complain, you passed, and plus I thought you liked being on top." Aria rolled her eyes, looking annoyingly smug.

"Well technically Killua-sama got second because Kalluto-sama got a heck a load of rescue points." Alluka corrected.

"Kalluto how did you get 75 rescue points? I didn't know you had it in you. Actually I still don't know."

Kalluto made a face that indicated he was thinking something rude, "In my defense I saw that huge robot right on top of me and over-reacted."

"RIP robot ahh... Athena-sama which year is it?" 

"2034 Alluka." Aria replied looking extremely pleased. Killua didn't know she was capable of making a face without her eyes practically closed.

"RIP robot 2034! Wow we living in medieval life!"

Their dimension was in the far future and not seeing airships was a huge surprise. At Alluka's comment Killua laughed (mainly because Alluka was just so cute in modern clothing) and Aria smiled. Kalluto just rolled his eyes, like what was that boys problem. 

They had already filed in their hero costume. Alluka loved the color theme Killua had given her (what could he say he was just a fashion genius) and chose the exact same clothing as before but in pink, white and yellow. Kalluto also chose his old clothing. Killua kept his yoyo's and wore easy the move in clothing that were electricity-proof. 

No one knew what Aria had chosen, but Killua just hoped it didn't include that retarded helmet she had in her room.

"There's mail come over here."

Killua payed practically no attention during his welcome. While eating a lollipop and playing cards with the rest of the gang, he made occasional comments about the letter. Aria might have thought he was doing it on purpose, and well yes he was, that man's look was ridiculos.

"Whats with that shading?"

"Mr Ando you did very good on your practical exam, am-"

"His hairstyle looks retarded! Right Alluka?"

Alluka nodded looking extremely cute.

"Welcome to-"

"Pass my yoyo's Kalluto." 

"...Academia!"

"Its over already?" he noted, causing a sigh of frustration from Aria.

Kalluto must have been paying attention during Killua's orientation because he wasn't surprised at anything. Aria (who scored perfect on her study test) just closed her eyes and plugged her ears. Alluka on the other hand, danced around happily at the good news and Killua complimented her endlessly.

Killua slept on the couch, Kalluto on the floor and Aria and Alluka shared the bed. But hey, if you could sleep on a tree stump a couch would be little problem. 

First day at UA:

Killua strutted in the classroom. To give him some credit, Kalluto had never actually seen anyone strut, but Killua did walk in the room with utmost confidence and superiority that Kalluto wished he had.

Of course, Killua had his hands in his pocket. Trademark.

Just his luck, Aria, Alluka, and Killua were all in his class, not to mention that rude glasses kid and #4.

He hadn't bothered remember names, he was bad with names. Took him a while to get Killua's. Thought is was Kill for a while. Then again, they never talked so how would he know? 

His only memory of Alluka and Killua as a child was when Alluka invited him to play. It had of course ended in diasaster with Alluka crying and Killua threatening to Kil him. Pun intended.

Its not like the family named him Kill-ua on purpose, it was just next in the trail of names. There was no 'this child shall be the heir and carry our legacy because he has 'kill' in his name'. But who know? Maybe it was fate.

Killua disliked Kalluto because he dressed as a girl. He didn't care about it. He dressed as a girl to please mother, and identified as boy because father probably liked it more than whatever the heck Alluka got going on. And plus his gut told him that Zoldyck boys were more appreciated.

Given the choice, well he wouldn't know, never had one. Unlike Killua and Alluka. Mainly Killua. Thats the only one he knows because his interaction with other family members are either 'Kalluto kill ...' or 'you should have killed ... like' or 'you next assignment is to kill...' or 'Kil is so amazing! You should be more like him Kalluto darling'.

He was pretty sick of hearing the word 'kill', couldn't some one use assassinate or something?

Alluka bounced in and Kalluto watched him/her/it/them chose a seat beside Killua. He was glad that Alluka wasn't in his family. No one would think they were related.

Aria and Kalluto walked in avoiding attention.

Meanwhile #4 and #9 was arguing. #9 was the kid with glasses who was the type of kid that Illumi would not kill (unless they were his target) but probably break using Ren. Or like smack halfway across the world.

That was all based on Kalluto's very dubious assumption that Illumi wasn't a robot. Call him crazy, but there was definitely something wrong with the way Illumi moved. 

He sat down on the chair, nervous, this was the first time he had been to school.

Kalluto had been schooled of course, which involved whips, poison, electricity, and a lot of sleep deprivation. 

"Hey who are those monster Ando kids by the way?" #4 growled.

Kalluto politely raised his hand and Killua followed the act.

"Haaah? You guys look nothing alike?"

"He's adopted." they both said at once, and Kalluto instantly regretted making a stupid mistake.

"No he's adopted." Killua rolled his eyes.

"Yeah. Mouth-slip." he meant to say tongue-slip his face reddened.

Killua rolled his eyes, "Idiot."

Alluka giggled, causing Kalluto to glare at her/him/it/them.

As Eraserhead explained the rules Kalluto relaxed. As long as there was no teamwork, he could go with it. 

Scoring 2nd and half of Killua's points Kalluto decided that this UA wasn't going to be a challenge. He liked it better at home though where he was raised. One look at these people told him that assassins weren't on the top of their respect list.

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