totally clueless

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10:29 pm

"Okay, I think we were smart to go to the store." I laughed. Jaden nodded and took a bite out of his fudgesicle. I grabbed one of my strawberry shortcake pops and walked over to the couch. I laid down next to jaden and started eating it.

"Y'know, I think that they made popsicles for us to practice sucking a dick." Jaden laughed at my random comment.

"You think so?"

"Yeah! I mean, why else would they make them so long! And let me just tell you, by the pics I've received, they are totally wrong about the size." Jaden laughed even harder.

"Not all of them are like that." He said.

"Yeah, I've seen yours. Yours is about about the size, maybe a bit bigger and it's more thick." He laughed even harder.

"Wow! Look at you miss dick judger!" He started biting on the fudge bar rather than sucking on it.

"Who bites a fudgesicle?" I asked him. I grabbed it out of his hands and leaned up to show him.

"Look, this is how you eat a fudgesicle." I stuck my tongue out and started licked the sides. I licked the parts by the stick so they wouldn't drip. I then started sucking on the tip of the fudge.

"Sam, you're really giving me a boner right now." I stopped licking the fudge and laughed.

"Jaden!" I handed him the fudge bar back and stayed licking mine.

"What? I'm just saying. You're gonna be a great dick sucker!" I laughed and smiled.

"You think?" I asked him. He nodded and continued eating the fudge.

"Hm. But it's not just the sucking that I need to worry about, it's the fucking." Jaden choked on his bar.

"Sam!"

"What? It's true. It's the fucking that counts. Not the sucking. Well I mean, it is but it's 50/50."

"Why are we talking about sucking and fucking dicks?" Jaden asked me.

"I don't know. But it kinda made me horny."

"Ooo! I know what we can do!" Jaden looked at me with a curious face.

"We can watch watch porn together!"

"But when you watch porn, your supposed to jerk off or masturbate."

"Okay well then uh, you can do it under the covers."

"What about you?"

"I'll just uh, watch."

"You aren't gonna masturbate?" I looked down.

"Wait- Sam? Have you never masturbate before?" He asked me with his hand on mine.

"Maybe. I'm a virgin! I don't even wear tampons jaden! You should know! You got me pads before." He looked at me with a smile.

"It's okay. I just asked you a question. It's no big deal it's just, it helps you relive stress built up. Trust me, when I first jerked off, it felt weird but then it felt amazing. And then the first time I fucked someone, it felt amazing. But then again, I'm a guy." Jaden let out a chuckle.

"Alright we'll uh, would you like me to show you?" He asked me. I nodded slightly and he smiled.

"Okay uh, we should go to your room then." Jaden got up and picked me up. He grabbed the stick out of my hand and threw them in the trash.

"Uh jaden?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you going to be in my room when I uh, y'know?"