Kokonoe: It's a fun hobby to get paid just to point a guy at a guy and pull the trigger. Nobody knows the thrill of this better than these two.
Junko: Spike Spiegel, the laid-back bounty hunter of Cowboy Bebop!
Ann: And Revy, the "Two Hands" of Black Lagoon!
Kokonoe: The stage is set and the combatants are ready.
Junko: It's time for a Death Battle!
Spike walked into a church. He looked around as it was a large church with 8 pillars holding it up and a statue up ahead in front of two rows of chairs. Spike sees Revy sitting in one of the seats. He goes to walk towards her.
Spike: Guessing you're the only one here?
Revy: Keep your dick in your pants shithead. Nobody else is coming.
Spike pulled out a cigarette and lighter, sitting next to her to smoke.
Spike: Looks like it. Honestly wish you could have picked a better spot though. Not really the guy that goes praying to God.
Revy: Neither am I. Honestly, I think it's a great way to piss on the asshole's grave.
Revy took out a cigarette as Spike gave her his lighter. They both went to smoke.
Spike: Is that so? I see why someone's got a 1,000 dollar bounty on your head.
Revy: Only a thousand? Heh, don't know who's dumb enough to place me that low. Not like I can run. Someone wants me to deliver your body for much more... and to make it filled with holes.
Spike: That right? Heh... in that case...
They both reached for their guns.
Spike: Let's do this.
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Wattpad Death Battle Season 3
LosoweJunko: Season 3 of Wattpad Death Battle! Let's hit this year with a Bang!