Jungkook : so like i wanna post a photo on my instagram
Taehyung : you have a social life?
Jungkook : work with me here it's like my glowup after my breakup? and i wanna know what photo looks the best
Taehyung : sounds like you're asking me out on a date
Jungkook : how did you get that from what i just said??
Taehyung : kooks this is the first time I'm seeing your face after a month
Jungkook : oh just choose before i change my mind
Taehyung : yes Master 😩
Jungkook :
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hello?
Taehyung : uh wait i need to think for a second
Jungkook : you ok? you kinda went missing on me there
Taehyung: * sweats in gay panic * i- i uhmm I'm fine totally fine fuck how are you so pretty this is so unfair why didn't you let me see that gorgeous face earlier I'm so upset but wildly horny now fuck
Jungkook: i - choose a damn picture
Taehyung : i like the first pic, it's giving me pretty fairy vibes it's kinda like ' idc what people have to say bout me' but the second is just * cheff kiss * the jawline fuckkkk your jawline you have such a pretty side profile i canttttttt-
Jungkook : the second one then?
Taehyung : definitely yes
Jungkook : thanks for the help you homosexual
Taehyung : :) i want a reward
Jungkook : can't you do anything for free
Taehyung : no I'm just to expensive
Jungkook : ughh what do you want
Taehyung : i want regular photos of you everyday for as long as we're friends
Jungkook : that sounds like a damn punishment to me
Taehyung : sucks to be you i geuss
Jungkook : then i want photos of you too
Taehyung : what bro in ugly
Jungkook : I'm only friends with hot people so
Taehyung : ughh fuck you for being so damn smooth with your words
Jungkook : I'm waiting for my pick old man
T
aehyung :
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Jungkook: how can you tell me you're ugly when you look like that your side profile you're so pretty tae you shouldn't call yourself ugly
Taehyung : i only called myself ugly so that you wouldn't feel bad i have extraordinary looks
Jungkook : I'm never complimenting you every again
