Mitachurl x male reader

Prologue

Hello you horny bitch. Yes, I'm talking to you. How's life going for you?
You know the drill and if you don't, here's the key

Y/N (Your name/ a male name)
S/C (Skin color)
E/C (eye color)

Keep in mind you will not see these often because using those slashes are tiresome and I'm a lazy whore.