NAUGHTY OR NICE

THE TICKLE WAR PART ONE

One rainy day in gravity falls Dipper pines age 18 was having a relaxing day at home with no one but himself and Bill the dream demon. Who never lost his snappy fashion style dressing with a yellow over coat with two tails in the back with a golden brick pattern gold tipped black dress shoes a dress shirt and white leather gloves with a black cane with gold strips of design Mabel insisted on using. Dipper has a Pitt cola In hand and a bag of spicy doritos. 3:00 at his home and Bill decided to bother Dipper by poking him in his side's  he started to laugh and Bill stopped and ask's Dipper what's so funny and his pine tree says"I'm laughing because of you keep poking me and it tickles me! And now can you not do that anymore?" Bill says" pinetree,pinetree,pinetree, have you even met me? Dipper says" Unfortunately I have." Bill says"that's rude but you can apologize in only one way" a malicious grin started to grow on bills face while he used his magic to take dipper's soda and chips that bill thinks of offensive because, they are triangle's he never used to care until he saw dipper with them. Dipper says"what's the price Mister Cipher? A pillow fight?" That sentence earned him a pillow in the face while dipper and bill laughing. bill laughing at dipper because of his sentence and the pillow to dippers face and Dipper laughing because of the same two things. Bill recovers first and drags dipper to the floor with magic. Dipper screams"BILL WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" Bill says" why yes I am just that dipiddy dop!" Dipper says"Oh alright there's no getting to you anyway just tell me my "punishment" oh wise one. Bill says annoyed" I know your using sarcasm and I don't like it" bill fake pout's. Dipper sighs"fine just tell me my payment please" dipper hissed like the word has never been used in his presence before.{because it never has unless Mabel used it but dipper never used it to much he never needed to with all his locking his bedroom door and reading like the bookworm he is but bills going to change that all to soon for dippers liking} Bill says"well since you asked so nicely I'm going to tickle you until you say yield! And probably its going to be a long time till you say that because you don't want me to win" bill ends sounding like the cocky flying dorito that he is. Dipper yells"STOP READING MY MIND YA DICKFACE MOTHER FUCKER! any way fine let's do THIS!" Bill states laughing"you a-are a r-riot d-d-dipper I don't know if I can breath ow ow ow ow ow! OK I'm done whoo! Bill states happier then ever " Let's get you tied up!" Bill Snap's his fingers and four tentacles come out of the shadows and snatches dippers arms and legs and two more came out so dippers clothes can be taken off dipper yelps and tries to cover his chest but it works to no avail he just relaxes until bill says"OK dipper I'm going to tickle you and the other two tentacles are going to help me! I will try not to tickle you to hard I'm not making any Promise's so don't expect me to" Dipper screams"JUST GET ON WITH IT AND STOP RAMBLING DAMN!" Bill Snap's his fingers and the two shadow tentacles came out and started to poke dippers sides and dipper starts to laugh"ahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahhahahaheheheheheheheheh Bill don't start there please! Please dohohohohohohohnt dipper laughes hard when bill tickles his feet"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bill stop" bill frowns and states "pinetree ya know what ya have to say so say it" dipper screams"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bill tickles him for three hours dipper states" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yeild yield yeild yeild yeild! Bill finally stops and let's dipper recover bill states" well that was fun!" Dippers says" yeah that was kinda fun bill thanks for the fun." Bill says" no problem kid anytime." Dipper started thinking for bills revenge" maybe I can get bill back for three hours straight like he did me! That would be great and also he always wanted to find out if he was ticklish so its a win win!" Dipper is snapped back to reality by bill. Dipper states" hey bill its your turn now!" With a growing malicious grin dipper tackled bill and tied him up with rope he always kept under his bed for......reasons. Bill yelps and screams"pine tree I'm sorry I just always wanted to try that out ever since the sock opera fiasco just hear me out dipper!" Dipper just gasped at the sounsound of his name thought about it and said" meh just cause you use my name doesn't mean I'm going to fall to my knee's and beg for you to say it again my sweet." Bill says"well then carry on my love" wow dipper thought bill would at least put up a damn fight but he didn't so...but he wasn't about to just waste this chance so he asked bill the burning question" hey um bill? "Yeah kid?" " I thought you would put up a fight so why didn't you?"well kid I just read your mind so I knew you were going to do this so I let you I mean I did do this to you for three hours straight so you can do it to me three hours straight too YEESH KID you ask too many questions" " whatever bill let's get started shall we?" " we shall my timbering pinetree"" don't call me that." Dipper pokes bills sides and bill starts cracking a smile but never laughs. Dipper told bill to snap his fingers to take his clothes off so bill Snap's  his fingers and his clothes came off. Dipper tickles his now bare sides and bill full out laughs"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP PINETREE!" "Bill you know the drill say YIELD!" Bill states" NEVER KID!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dipper sighs and just starts to tickle his armpits and he gets such a huge reaction he winced.? Bill laughs"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bill finally yells" YIELD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YIELD YIELD YIELD YIELD!" Finally dipper let's bill go and let's him recover while taking off bills rope he says sorta impressed and disappointed" hey bill you know you lasted 3 hours and a half that's half an hour more than me! and you were way more ticklish than me! So now I know that you really are better than me at everything. "  BILL states while panting and flushed" hey hey hey now kid don't say that you know better than to say that pine tree you know that you are smarter than the average human and you have the cutest smile and the noises you make while doing the more....intimate relationship sorta things and the way you kiss is impeccable I mean come on you really think I'm better than you? I mean I may know a little more than you but that's OK I can tutor you if you want and I forgot to tell you every time you practice a spell you keep a little magic within you? So basically you are a demon.Try levitation it the easiest spell for you to start out with! Say navi and you can float! Try it now!" Dipper says"NAVI!" And he floats like bill. Bill then states impressed and stares in awe" hey dipper you did it I knew you could! Try creating fire put your current emotion into you spell and your fire will turn a color!" Dipper focused in on the spell and his fire was red! Bill stares in awe and states" KID amazing your fire is now forever going to red! And mine blue! So we can make purple fire! Awesome!" Dipper stares in awe and states"thanks for the prep talk bill I needed that and thanks for the magic lesson can we do these lessons more often?"Bill states"yeah sure kid" and dipper pulls bill into a hug thanks bill your the best" bill says with pride in every word" I know I am and so are you" dipper says" hey bill let's go take a shower together and kiss then go to the dreamscape!" Bill says" fair deal" they get in the shower and they kiss. Dipper gets in first then bill and they kiss. dipper pulled bill in and kissed him. Bill melted into the kiss bit not without a snort and he tried to deepen the kiss nu going all French kiss on Dipper. Dipper moaned into the kiss and bill smirked then dipper came out of no where and bit bills lip and bill moaned then dipper smirked pulled back and said" payback mister cipher" bill just humphed and tickled dipper again "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YIELD! I can't take anymore my stomach is sore from all the laughing." Bill got out first then Dipper did. Bill went to dippers side of the room and layed on dippers bed then patted an vacant spot for Dipper. Dipper layer down and fell asleep first and bill kissed his head and met dipper in his dream. And let's just say they did some intimate relationship sorta things.