NAUGHTY OR NICE

NAUGHTY HORNY DRUNK DIPPER

Dipper Pines was in the mystery shack watching why you ackin so cray cray? And laughing at its stupidity. Bill comes behind him and yells" I REGRET NOTHING! " and Dipper screams like he did when he was twelve ( btws he's twenty in this one so he can drink) Bill laughs his head off. Bill calms down and ask Dipper if he wants to go to the bar that night. Dipper says" sure why not I'm the correct age to drink" then he steals bills line and says" THIS SHOULD BE FUN!" Bill says" HEY! that's my line ASSHOLE!" Dipper just laughs and runs. Bill says" I'm gonna find you kid!" TIME SKIP............ THAT NIGHT....                       Bill just
Laughs and says" aw man kid your slammed AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dipper slurs his words and says" BILL SSSSSSHUT THE FUCK UP MAN!" Time travel back 4 hours..... "Bill I don't know if I should drink" "sure ya can kid what are you eight!" "Oh hell no bill that's it you wanna see a drunk pinetree?! you gonna get one dickface!" " YEESH KID RELAX" Dipper has at least 14 drinks now including the Six he has later on equals twenty! Don't ask where the money came from just know bill has some think to do with it. Time skip.......... "So Dipper basically you are slammed!" Fuck was all dipper can say be fore he was stuffed in bills obviously yellow car. When they get inside no one was home but they didn't dwell on it to much. Before bill could protest dipper dragged him to..... The bedroom! Bill says" oooh pinetree horny!" "Why bill yes I am how da find out?" Bill says fake scared"IREADYOURMINDDONTHURTME!" "Dipper laughed at the statement of don't hurt him he wasn't going to anyhow! Dipper says" let's take a journey to sex land" bill tried very hard not to snicker but he smiled none the less. "Sure kid let me have at it then!" Dipper says I'm riding that's final no complaints or I'll bring out the dreamcatcher! " "damn kid never gives me a break on that dreamcatcher crap!" "Nope Neva my nigga!" Bill just looks at him he's never said that before he really must be slammed he thought. Dipper says" take your clothes and my clothes of and get my favorite lubricant love" bill does as told and gives dipper the blue and yellow bottle. Dipper prepares bill and bill prepares dipper. Bill says" you ready?" "Yes" was his answer. Bill slides in slowly and so does dipper they give each other time to get used to the feeling and bill starts his.....pace. Dipper moans at the feeling and says" bite.me.now.love. Bill looks at him and says " you sure sweetheart?" YEs" dipper moaned. Bill says" I love the way you sound" dipper turns an inhumanly dark crimson red. "You too" Dipper says then he said" move faster" bill pumps and tries to find the bundle of nerves male fleshbags have. He knew he found it when dipper arched beautifully off the bed and screamed" BILL!" Then he said  "bite me" bill bit him on the collar bone and dipper moaned his name.  Bill smiled and says "I love how you pump me hard and never slow down think you can?" " sure wait didn't I tell you I was riding? Yes I did switch!" He yelled before putting his legs around his lover waist and flipped them. Dipper goes faster than bill has ever gone and bill releases before dipper. Dipper slams into bill four more times to get his fulfill of pleasure. Bill screams as he does so. Dipper says"STFU MAN! What if someone hear's?" Bill says"I've soundproofed this room longtime ago his smile grows. Dipper tickles bill and dipper full out laughs when Dipper gets to his armpits."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! S-STOP YIELD YIELD YIELD YIELD YIELD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then bill passes out then dipper after playing with his soft sweaty yellow hair.