NAUGHTY OR NICE

STANS SUICIDE!

*hello fellow readers um well this is about how Stan killed himself when he beat bill with his cane and felt so horrible about it he committed suicide I'm making him older if you don't like it too bad* Stan pines age:78 committed suicide in the mystery shack the pines twin too sad for them too investigate what happened but dipper and his fiance bill would like to explain what happened. Passes microphone to dipper. "Sniff hello im Dipper pines I'm 18 and my sister is seventeen. *yes in this story Mabel is the younger twin* we heard choking in Stans room and gargling we went too investigate and it was Stan gargling his own blood chucking himself with a rope we tried to save my great uncle but it was too late sniff sniff so we just called an ambulance to see if they could help but nothing. I'm sorry I can't do this anymore" dipper runs off crying bill ran after him yelling"kid! Kid! Comeback you can't just run off! Dipper pines you comeback here now! right now goddamnit!" He caught up with dipper in the forest whipo was crying on a rock. Saying" Stan why why did you do this to me and my sister I want you to comeback please come home for me.......for my sister" bill cried with his fiance saying"dipper stop crying your making me cry we have a bond and it hurts me to see ya like this shit" bill is wiping his tears away. Dipper for The first time that night since Stans "passing" had laughed at bill. Bill said" its not funny sniff sniff" that made dipper laugh harder and bill snickered but then laughed hard right along with dipper when dipper and bill finished their laughing fit they French kissed in the moonlight. Then bill thought in his mind" I want to make dipper laugh like that again but I can't let him know I love his laugh just yet I must do something to make him laugh but not give away my "sex trigger" but what is it? Bill looked back at when he made dipper laugh and found out that dipper is still ticklish he's not that manly just yet that thought of dipper still not being manly yet made him laugh in reality, dipper confused looked at bill and said" babe what's so funny?" Bill stopped laughing and said" just a flashback sugarplum" dipper blushed and turned away whistling softly. Bill took this chance to pounce on dipper and tickle attack him. Dipper being still very ticklish laughed very very loud but manly not like his twelve year old self did. And his voice doesn't do the "thing" as bill calls it which means crack. Dipper screamed" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please let me go s-stop bill AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it tickles I can't take it anymore ow ow ow! It hurts stoahahahahahahap bill!" Bill says" you know what to say say YEILD!" Dipper yells"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER! Bill shrugged and kept going it turned him on that he can make his fiance laugh like this forever cause when you marry a demon your turn into a demon of the same species so since bill is a dream demon he will be one to. So dipper after two hour and forty five minutes yelled"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEILD DAMN IT! " bill let go and dipper panted on his knees and says"i-i h-had f-fun b-bill t-thanks" bill looks very pleased and smiles his killer smile. Dipper recovers and starts taking bills shirt off and bill looks surprised and ask what's he doing and dipper says"payback" and dipper attacks and bill cracked a smile and then when dipper got to his armpits he laughed like he never laughed before. After two hours and forty five minutes he yelled YEILD and dipper let him recover and put his clothes on for him and bill said"t-thanks d-d-dipper d-damn i-it r-really t-tickles w-when y-you t-tickle m-my a-armpits w-why?" Dipper shrugged"I don't know why but the armpits are more soft and sensitive so I think that's why" bill said "guess so kid anyway I think we should be heading back home" so they left hand in hand and bill once in a while he would tickle dippers side to turn himself on and it was working but it also was a turn on for dipper but bill didn't know. So they walked home and went to sleep. But something told both of them get up and check on Mabel and they went in her room and she was in her closet and looked like she was looking for something but when dipper went to look he found that she stabbed herself in the heart! And dipper cried again and all he has now is bill who he loved dearly and will never underestimate him ever again.