NAUGHTY OR NICE

BILL THE PINATA!

Bill wakes up and walks to the kitchen he grabs a Pitt cola and blacks out."hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe bills gonna be pissed! Ha-ha!" Dipper Cipher bills husband ties him up to a rope and throws it around a sturdy branch and pulls it lifts bill up so he waits and waits and waits till he'd gets fucking tired of waiting and shoots bills ass with a laser beam "OW! WHAT THE FUCK KID?!?!?" "Hmmmmmmmmmmm FUCK you say!?" "Damn why so dirty kid?" "I took a shower you bafoon!" "Not in that way you imbecile!" "I know asshole just look down..." "What?" "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what type of idiot demon are you? I tied ya up" "wait! Is that the reason I blacked out?" "Yay!!!!!!! You caught up!" "Don't play games with me Dipper! TALK! NOW!" "I am talking you son of a demon bitch!" "Aha aha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We sound like a fucking old married couple!" "Wait so now I'm old?" "No but old people usually fight like this.... So I'm tied up again because OF?" "Again?" "Remember our vows on our wedding day? Ahem ahem " just like the rope he tied me in on Tuesday" or something like that? Yes again!" "YEESH KID RELAX" "I ain't no kid.. I've been around the block a few thousand times no biggie" "bill when's your birthday?" "My birthday?" "Yes your birthday!.....you do have one right?" "- _- I-I no?" "What!?!?" "Yeah I usually think once a year has gone by I turn one year older how the fuck am I supposed to know my BIRTHDAY! You wanna know so fucking bad go talk to my PARENTS!" "I'm sorry if I upset you I didn't mean to" "I know ya didn't kid just let me out"" there's a small problem I got Mabel coming to watch what I'm about to do..." "WHAT!?!?!" "Yeah.... I don't wanna disappoint her ya know" "DIPPER!" "DIPPER!" BILL AND MABEL YELL IN SYNC! "And here she comes now...." "Hey how's it going solid bro bro" "good good so how's angel life Angel sis" "good good so where's bill" "oh so I'm invisible now kid?" Bill! So nice to see ya again" "I know your not being honest shooting star.." "Are you OK?" "I'm fine kid" "well okie dokie lokey!" "So um hey how's Stanford?" "Fine got angel arrested though I didn't know they did the tickle test in prison too...." "Huh there's a start for everything right?" "Right! So what are ya gonna do with Bill?" Dipper whispers in her ear" I need you to hold this rope no matter how hard ya laugh OK? I'm entrusting you with this job can ya handle it?" "Sure can brobro!" She grabs hold of the rope and yanks hard"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH HEY!" "Sorry bill!" "Its fine OK so now what Dipper?" '0" you don't need to worry love just all you need to do is laugh let him lower a little bit I'm to lazy to float" "well ya gonna have to cause I want ya too" "fine Mabel" he floats over to bill and pokes his side bill looks at him like don't you dare!" He snaps his fingers and bills shirts is off only leaving a undershirt wife beater A. K. A tank top he grabs a baseball bat and smacks bill with it bill laughs "pain is hilarious love wait! Dipper you want me to talk the way my parents talked?" "Yeah! It'll be hilarious!" "OK" he smacks bill again bill starts to talk in a British accent "oh Dipper dies thou really think thy bat hurts? Ha ha ha! You make me laugh!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait wait wait! I can't breathe!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dipper laughs so hard he falls to the ground with a thud and still cackles just even harder"DIPPER! ARE YOU OKAY?" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Oh man what hystericalness and yes I'm fine" "what the hell was that love!" "I ha I hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe really don't know actually" "in actuality I think it's something called laughter which you find common in humorous act of tickling jokes and women's priorities" "wait what? Why did you say that Dipper?" "I don't know love anywho lets get back to you bill" he floats up to bill and tickles him bill shakes and screams and kicks he never felt so ticklish before but then he realized during the talk they all had he put a spell on him to make him more sensitive to touch. (Evil_Lil_Cutie GravityFallskindaguy HaileeLoar iamhappydoodah Inked_n_Curvy Wendy-Loves-Dipper sorry I haven't written in a while just its the fact my mom found this app and well took my tablet away for a month! So ya but I'm back baby better than ever!) Bill laughed and laughed he screamed"Mabel help me!!!!!" "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe sorry bill I can't dips orders...." "Dipper stop! What spell did you fucking use!" "The one where you have to say tissue backwards" "fuck! That's the one that lasts until tomorrow!" "Oops sorry babe!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I-Its okay! I think! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please stop!" "No can do I told you you needed a good laugh you've been a grump for the past few days and I wanted to cheer you up!" "Well there's another way to do that and it's not this way!" "Ooooooh really what is it!" He mind talks to Dipper and says"SEX" Dipper blushes and stops bill coos"you really think this was gonna cheer me up kid? Haha you got life fucked up! Literally!" "I have no words I'm just gonna leave mkay Dip?" "Ya bye Mabel you know I still hate ya right?" "Fine be that way! I thought you forgave me but I guess not and I was just about to forgive you too but that's not likely to happen now is it!?!?" "NOPE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He catches bill and lays him down to untie him. "Hey bill I um I am well ya know in sorry..." "For what kid?" "Ya know being a bit stubborn lately" "stubborn! Ha kid I'm way more stubborn than you! Not that I'm admitting to that.... I really needed the laughter ya know to well enlighten me but you elate me during bedroom time.... Ya know we haven't done that in a while right?" "Well then lets go do it then" "hmmmmmmmmm maybe later" "what why?" "You woke me up from my sleep and tickled me! I'm fucking tired we can do it tomorrow morning mkay?" "You sure drive a hard bargain Cipher" "right back at cha Cipher!" They laughed in sync and went to sleep. (Hey fleshbags recommend my story to people! And like comment and request! I usually do this for other people but its time for you all to return the favor!!!!!!)