In the bed sleeping was bill cipher and pinetree cipher the only two dream demons of the world! *pinetree cipher is dipper cipher remember the marriage* So dipper pines is now bills husband the family didn't approve but did it look like he cared.......NOPE he didn't. Dipper sat up slowly and shuffled quietly which earned a mumble from bill and a shift of position's. Dipper went to go make breakfast. He brought bill up some food and woke him up bill got up before eating and put on his normal suit attire and fixed his messy head of hair. They both ate and talked. Dipper brought up one subject that bill could not refuse to answer to. Dipper cipher said"hey bill is your triangle form your true demon form or naw" bill looked at him with a smirk and mumbled something along the lines of"no it isn't my true form dearest" surprised and elated dipper looked to him and said enthusiastically "show me what your form is love! Please! Please! Please! Please!" Bill said"alright I will let me at least take a shower and brush my teeth" "can I go with you?" Bill looked at him not surprised and said"you knew I was gonna ask by reading my mind didn't you?" Dipper nodded happily and said"now I can read your mind to sucka AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bill looked at him cover his mouth saying sorry he didn't mean for that to come out so evil and bill just chuckled. "No need to say sorry love I like that laugh do it more often hehehe that sounded so weird" dipper laughed and said"yes it did well let's take our shower brush our teeth and get on with your true form!" They took a shower and got dressed and brushed their teeth. Bill looks forward to scaring them shit outta his pinetree. He tells him to don't be scared and dipper says"you stallin my love just get on with it" bills sighs and says"OK I warned you hrughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm" dipper make's sure his beloved is OK and sits back down. He watches another human body with wing sharp claws, half his face ripped off, his eye gone out of the socket and not last but not least the cloths shredded and looks as if he clawed at his clothes and dipper sits there astonished saying"wow I never thought you would be still so sexy even with half of your face ripped off bit let me help with that......" Dipper works up a ball of magic fire,fairy dust,dragons breath,and an eye that looks like the other one bill has and throws it at him bill knew what he was doing so he never dodged it. It hit him and a tickling sensation went through him and he started laughing dipper chuckled knowing he would do that. When he stopped laughing dipper gasped and bill looked at him saying" did I get worse shit!" Dipper says"no you got way better or shall I say mor sexier you look just like your human form but with wings! Here take this mirror and look!" He looked and said"you fixed me up! Thank you so much that's why I never used my human form because,of my appearance! And you fixed me up thank you my love" dipper hugs bill and bill hugs him hard enough for his windpipe to break. He says "bill gasp can't uhhhhh breath gasp ughhhh" bill let's him go and says "sorry" dipper ask bill if they can go see a movie and bill nodded his head and changed into human form. They went to see "attack of the dream demons!" Bill whispers to dipper" that is not how we behave am I right" dipper agrees and tells bill he's going to go get some more popcorn and candy and bill wants cookie dough bites and some sour watermelon sharks dipper comes back with two bags sour watermelon sharks and two bags of cookie dough bites one bag for each of them. They sat through the WHOLE movie and they were traumatized by it. Bill says"they think we kill people for no reason!?!? We do have a reason its called deal making you idiots! " they went home hand in hand. They went to bed after taking a shower and finishing the candy. They woke up twhours later so they jumped on the bed hand in hand. They went To go eat something bill made them grilled Parmesan chicken. They played with magic for a little bit and went back to bed. *sorry for the shitty chappie this only came out like that because,I have writers block! Can't find anything good to write about so if anyone has an idea give me a shout out I'm likely to find it. Or request it doesn't matter I just need an idea work with me people!*
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RomantikBILLDIP, no other characters,sex,some tickling,love,cuddling