NAUGHTY OR NICE

THE MAN CAVE?

Dipper pines went or in the rain without an umbrella to a cave because he wanted to find a unicornian. Dipper finds a cave and walks in hoping to find his creature of the sorts. Dipper searches for two hours to find absolutely no monster. He sits down and sighs"another day wasted in as cave that's cold and wet." Dipper is a sadomasochist which means dipper likes giving and receiving pain. So when he lies down rocks push into his skin and he moans causing himself to turn hard so when he gets up to go home it hurts bad so he sits back down and goes through his options which are do it here or go through the pain and do it at home. He chose do it there. He takes his pants and boxers off and grabs his rock hard member. He starts to rub and moans through it. He goes faster and faster by the second then right when he's about to release bill comes in and says" HEY PINETREE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU AT THE MYSTERY SHACK WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME!" His voice echo's more than usual in the cave. He looks down to see pinetree doing himself he laughs and says"you coulda called me to help you sir dips a lot." Dipper says"D-don-nt cal-l m-me that." Bill says well better get hard again afterwards cause when you get home we do in it together" dipper says"o-okay g-go handle y-yo b-biz I'll finish up here" bill laughs and says" okay I'll be watching you!" Dipper yells last minute "CREEP!" He hears an echoing laugh and continues flushed. He splatters his cum all over the cave and puts his clothes back on to walk home he remembers bills words so he grabs a few rocks and when he's at the front door to his bedroom he sticks the rocks in his arm and walks in ever so quietly. Bill was floating in mid-air with his legs crossed arms behind his head and sure enough he was asleep you could tell by the little tiny snores coming from him so to wake him up dipper grabs ice water in a bucket dumps it on bill then kisses him and runs. Sure enough bill follows him and is not mad but cackling saying I'm gonna get you and your dead meat. Dipper stoops and so does bill. Dipper kisses bill and both of them get hard again so they go back to the cave to redo the human ability to have sex as bill says it. Bill prepares dipper and dipper prepares bill. *I'm too lazy to write the stuff they do while they prepare so next chappie I will k I'm running out of battery on this piece of crap device so sowwy!* Dipper slams into bill they get a duo moan from each other they both pump each other it was a pile of lube,moans,smeared blood,and saliva. Bill came first and dipper came second they cleaned up with bills magic and went home to sleep.