anonymous || kamideku

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You:
i'm in the kitchen rn where are you

my boyfriend:
my room but i was just in the kitchen? why

You:
i smell something on fire

is something burning ?

my boyfriend:
just my love for you

You:
the toaster is on fire.

my boyfriend:
that might be my bad

You:
might be?

my boyfriend:
definitely might be

You:
what the fuck

fuck it i'll just get water

my boyfriend:
you dumb fuck never pour water on an electrical fire

You:
oh

u rite

my boyfriend:
i know

get to your room it's almost curfew 🙄🙄

You:
fine dad 🙄

my boyfriend:
calling me dad sounds wrong we're literally married

You:
do you prefer daddy

my boyfriend:
izuku no

You:
ok

okay but i'm going to have to sneak out to go to your dorm once you tell me who you are

tell me who you are

my boyfriend:
what time is it

You:
7:56

my boyfriend:
exactly shut the fuck up

You:
RUDE

BUT ITS ALREADY BASICALLY 8

my boyfriend:
BE PATIENT

You:
why 8 tho

my boyfriend:
because i'm stalling and walmart is always better at night and obscure times of the night

You:
oh true true

anyway i was looking in the mirror and wondering

yo why is my hair green

how did genetics allow my hair to be green

and why the fuck do i only have four freckles per cheek what

my boyfriend:
BAHHAH IZUKU WHAT

WAIT GOOD QUESTION

You:
WHY DID QUIRKS MUTATE OUR GENETICS TO GIVE US UNNECESSARILY COLORED BODY PARTS

my boyfriend:
BECAUSE AESTHETIC

You:
oh yes duh smh 🙄🙄

anyway it's a minute away from 8 so tell me who you are or i'll kill your mom

my boyfriend:
what the fuck