𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖

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my boyfriend:
hey

You:
hi

my boyfriend:
so i totally flunked that math quiz ✌️😎✨

i spent all night on tiktok (not sponsored 😔) instead of studying

renegade renegade

You:
oml i got a 92

my boyfriend:
HOE I GOT A 69

wait

nice 😎✨

You:
nice 😎✨

lol anyways hoe where's my hint

my boyfriend:
i gave it to you this morning??

You:
you said you'd give me another if i wentz to bed 😤😤😔😩😩

haha get it

wentz

pete wentz

my boyfriend:
yes

fine

2nd hint isssssss

wait i just gave it to you

You:
???

my boyfriend:
i got a 69 on my test

i'm stupid enough to get that

You:
HOE THAT COULD STILL BE ANYONE

my boyfriend:
that's mean 😔

You:
well i mean kirishima and kaminari aren't exactly on the smart side, i honestly have no idea about ojiro, and shinsou could have been sleep deprived enough (because that bitch needs some sleep) to fail, so you could still be anyone

my boyfriend:
jesus christ

You:
uahjakakksoakskksos

my boyfriend:
r/ihadastroke

You:
ughhh i'm tired

my boyfriend:
same

You:
who are you

my boyfriend:
no ❤️

fun fact: i texted my friend so i could copy paste that emoji so *a certain someone* wouldn't trade me about having a red heart in my frequently used emojis

You:
lol wow you petty bitch

who is the certain someone 👀👀

and who's the friend 👀👀

my boyfriend:
hahha nooooo that would expose myself to much

You:
uuuuuurrrrrggghgghhhhhhh i cant get anything past you, can i?

my boyfriend:
nope

You:
hey wait

HEY WAIT

HUHIJAJIAO

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