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Bakuhoe
ITS 3AM FFSWHAT DO YOU WANT
Y/n
I can't sleepBakuhoe
Not my problemY/n
Do you wanna burn some stuff with me?Bakuhoe
Where will you even find a place to burn in dumbassLET ME SLEEP
Bakuhoe changed y/n to dumbitch
Dumbitch
I know a dumpster nearby igOK jk there's no place we can burn but like I REALLY CANT SLEEP
do you wanna go on itsme app and call?
Bakuhoe
Shut the fuck upNo
Dumbitch
Okay :|Bakuhoe
FUCKING I CANT SLEEP ANYMORE CUZ OF YOUYOU BETTER WAIT FOR ME
In itsme app
'incoming call from lord explosion murder'you: sup
Bakugo: EWWWWW
You: ew what?
Bakugo:your character looks musty asf
You: my character looks musty? Your character looks like a fucking Christmas tree and WHY DO YOU HAVE CAT EARS ON?
Bakugo:WHY DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEADBAND ON? YOU KNOW THE POINT OF A HEADBAND IS TO HOLD BACK HAIR. Where are your hair follicles at? 😒
Are they playing hide n seek? Come out come out wherever you are bitch.
You: you wanna talk about hide n seek?
Where did your upper lip go? How are you even doing all this talking without a mouth? 🤨Bakugo: aren't you fucking used to it? I bet you spent alot of fucking time listening with those big ass elephant ears.
You: did you get vaccinated?
Bakugo: I did actually you bitch
You: THEN WHY ARE YOUR TEETH STILL SOCIAL DISTANCING
bakugo: why are your eyes fucking social distancing? Ur eyes going throught a divorce, they're separating. They're working out the fucking paper with the lawyer.
You: and you can land an airplane on this big ass forehead looking a landing strip.
Bakugo: UR FOREHEAD LOOKS LIKE A LANDING Strip, YOUR GRAY SIDE PARTS LOOK LIKE ROADS.
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