Dadzawa and uncle mic ahead lol
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You're now texting dadzawa
Child has changed their name to daughter
Daughter
SenseiWut the fuck did you do
Dadzawa
What is itDaughter
Dadzawa
Oh lordSmth came up and I forgot that was in the oven
Is the kitchen okay?
Daughter
Yup, the oven was burning but I managed to put out the fireDadzawa
The fuckWhy didnt you say smth like "WhAt AbOut Me?!"
I didn't expect to have that response
Daughter
My stomach hurts asf and I feel like puking so Im not even focused on what you're sayingCan you bring salt on your way? You ran out
Dadzawa
Are you sick? I was planning to go grocery but I don't know what's missing.Daughter
[a list you wrote]Here
And I told you to not worry about lunch cuz Ill make it
Dadzawa
Y/n shut upAnd why did you change your contact tf
Daughter
😜
I'll go throw up𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹
You felt like shit🙂. You just finished splashing your organs into the toilet and flushed it, you felt sleepy as hell right now but you slept too much yesterday.
You forced yourself to get up and walked back to the kitchen to see if anything is broken. Luckily there wasn't so you decided to make lunch then go rest.
"what is wrong with me. I feel like I just witnessed deku shaking ass on mineta's non existed bum" you rubbed your head trying to get the headache leaving.
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