===>Be the rage queen.
You are now the rage queen and you are about to get to the bottom of this little problem.
(C-calm d-down R-Roxy!)
You ignored the author and sent her flying out of the window. You are not drunk but not fully sober.
(Ahhhhhh!!!)
"Who the hell is this fucking lolita boy!?!?!" You screamed as you interupted the 2 kissing.
You then froze on the spot as you saw your neice kissing a guy or whatever in a pool. That was your last straw alright. You fainted.
===>Roxy, be the annoyed daughter.
You are now the annoyed daughter. You are sighing while pinching you nose to relieve some stress as your lovely and fashioned guess stared confused by the show.
"Please don't mind my mother, Kanaya. She tends to get a little... how should I put this... dizzy." You explain as Kanaya tensed up.
"Are all humans like this?" She asked in a horrified tone.
"I assure you that not all are like this. Most usually just passed out." You then raised a brow at her.
"You don't spend so much time outside now, do you?"
"It's not that I haven't gone outside. We just tend to stay away from humans. It of course forbidden for us to interact with your species but if you won't tell a word then I'll be safe." She explains.
I then looked at her puzzled at what she told.
'If what she told me is true then why did she come here?' I thought.
"I came here because a friend of mine is in need of my help."
"Thanks again, Kanaya!" John shouted as he swims around. Dave was there not really paying attention to us but to a certain blue boy.
"How sure are you that we are trustworthy enough to keep this secret?" I asked, intrested in the answer.
"Merpeople have a good sense of judgement. I wouldn't be here otherwise. John is a good boy but I always get worried for his silly antics." Kanaya sighed.
Soon my mother has finally stirred.
===>Rose, be the laughing fool.
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Boy, ain't you great! Who got threw out the window then got crashed and burned?? Everybody say heeerr!
(Don't you dare rap about it!!! Just go back to the story!)
Jeez.. chill..
You watch as John swims around happily. You don't really care if Rose's mom is awake. Right now the boy got your eyes.
"Dave why don't you swim with me?" He asked with hopeful eyes.
You chuckled at this adorable dork. You shake your head no and say that you're too tired. Once Rose explained everything to her mom a doorbell rang.
"Dave get the door please." Rose said.
"Why don't you get it. I'm busy." You say.
"I'll get it Dave." Jade who came out of nowhere said.
'I thought she already went home.' You thought in shock but no one knows except for John who was chuckling.
"Did you really thought Jade just pop out of nowhere?" He whispered while smiling.
"You know that Harley's a ninja sometimes." John then tilt his adorable fucking head.
"What's a ninja?" You deadpanned.
'You can do this Strider... at least the lil' shit is adorable.
"John! Hide! Now and asap!!!" Jade whispered coming into view.
John took this as an initiative to dive into deeper grounds. Where you can't see him. No one can now.
"Barley, what the fu-" You stopped as a hand touched your shoulder.
"Hello there chap. It's nice to see you again. Where is the lassy's mother may I ask?" An old guy said.
You looked back to see Jade's grandpa and you just pointed inside the house.
"Bazooks! You could have said something earlier, lad!" He laughed as he went inside.
"Jade.... why the hell is your grandpa over here??" You said in a dangerous tone.
"Ummmm....." She laughed nervously.
"You see.. I was spending so much time here now with Kanaya and Rose so then he.... um.. wanted to you know.. visit. Hahahaha"
You do a facepalm combo 2x as John snickered from behind. Jade then looked worriedly.
"John, I think you should get out of my granpop's veiw. He'll be all crazy mad if you do." John nodded in understanding and quickly dice in below. This action confused the 2 when..
"Dave! I see you are speanding time with the lass, ey." He said.
"Yeah, she's cool to hang with." You casually said. The gramps then laughed.
"I see you have your brothers style." He said.
You then looked over at the pool and saw a tail. You scoot over to the side.
"What are you doing here?" You asked.
"Just visiting to see Roxy and Dirk. For the good ol' times." He ruffled Jade's hair then caught something in the pool.
"Say, what's in the pool, chap?" Both you and Jade tensed.
"Nothing but water and water. What else is there? The lockness from Ireland here to take a vacation in our pool?" Dave raised an brow.
The gramps didn't seem convinced until he saw a tail. His eyes then widened.
===>Dave, be the uncomfortable boy.
You are now at the side of the pool making sure no one sees you. You can feel the tension from the 2 and a calm, normal emotion from the other.
'Are they having a conversation?' You thought as your tail starts to hurt.
Your tail then starts to move a little to a more comfortable spot. You think that it's still a safe distance away.
"I don't think anyone can see it." You mumble.
You then felt the shock emotion coming from the other. Soon it was replaced by anger. You then hear a lot of ruckus. Soon it was quiet.
'What just happened?'
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The Big Sea (Fantasy stuck)
RandomHey there! This is my first homestuck AU fanfic, so go easy on me. There will be a boy x boy here and a lot of cursing so don't like it don't read it.