The Big Sea (Fantasy stuck)

A Merman In The House!

===> Be the ridiculed boy.

Okay.. you regret everything. Why? Cause you are in a freaking swimming pool!

"I know this is for me but really. What am I? Your pet?" You deadpan.

(You can do it John!)

There were oxygen tanks connected to the pool. The pool also has salt poured into it.

"Hey, it's either this or the tub." Dave shrugged.

"Asshole." You muttered as you dive in deeper water. It really isn't that deep just a few feets. Once you reached the deepest part where you can't be seen you began to sleep.

You were supposed to sleep but your friends were causing a ruckus out there. You try to ignore it as you have a major headache. You then coughed up black stuff. You then continued to sleep.

John, be the ruckus boy.

Okay author you have crossed the line! You crossed it so hard that it burns a blaze with my fucking rage!

(Chill out asshole. Or else..)

Or else what!?

(Going back to the story..)

Aww hell no! You are going to die right now! Feel the sick burns I'll be spitting on y-

*Censored......*

You are now the ruckus boy. You feel stressed. Why? Because of shit. That is fuckin why.

"What are we going to do? We don't know anything about John. How can we help him." Rose thoughtfully asks.

"Maybe we should tell our guardians." Jade said worriedly.

"I guess we could try to tell them the hot deal but will they even believe the shit we're spilling?" You say.

"That's actually the first time you said some thing smart." Rose mused.

"Shut the fuck up!" You say in agitation.

Jade chuckled lightly and smiled at you. She then looked at the pool deep in thought.

'What the hell is her deal? She seems in love or some shit.'

Jealous much? Shut up.

We then heard a sound from inside coming out.

'Shit, we're fucked.' You did a facepalm combo and you and your friends gather.

"Hey there lil' shit." Bro came in his brow raised in suspicion.

(Who wouldn't?)

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Nothing." You literaly had a facepalm 2x combo.

Your bro could tell Jade was lying cause she looked away.

"You better tell me what's going on."

"You won't believe us." You say.

"Try me." He insist.

You looked at Rose and she nodded in confirmation.

"Okay, here's the deal. My boyfriend is a merman and he got sick so we're keeping him here in this pool." You spilled.

Bro just looked at you for a while before turning to Rose. Once she nodded saying that you're telling the truth *obviously* he looked back at you with confusion.

"So where is this merman, seriously dude. I think a vampire would be much better." You send him a glare.

"Daaave~ you're too noisy! Can you keep the hell down." John said in a whining tone.

Everyone the stared at him for a while. He then raised his tail and did the most adorable fucking thing.

"What?" He asked. His head tilting to the side and his eyes shining with the sunset.

"..... hi?" Bro said in more of a question than greeting.

"Hello." John said as he leaned his head to one side of his arm with a flushed face.

Because of that look and action you know have a big ass boner. Bro then looked at you giving you sign saying that he knows.

'That's just plain creepy.'

"What's up with you kid?" Bro asks as he can clearly see John's not feeling good.

"The name is John and you must be Dave's Bro. If it's not too much trouble may I borrow your phone a bit." John asks.

Bro looks at you in a curious way. You just shrugged it off.

"He won't bite. He did save my ass."

Bro then went closer and gave him his phone. John smiled and said his thanks before pushing in some stuff. He then put the phone on his ear.

'Is he.. calling someone?'

John then went a little farther and began making stressed expressions. After a while he gave the phone back to Bro.

"WATZ UP BITCHES!!" Rose's mom screamed coming in. Rose just facepalmed combo.

"Mom!" Rose whined as she guide her mother to bed.

"I guess I'll go help Rose." Jade said and left.

"I'm going back to sleep. My head is still spinning." John then dive back down.

It's now just you and Bro. There was a few minutes of silence as your Bro is checking his phone.

"You should learn from that John kid." Bro said suddenly.

"What do you mean?" You ask.

"Ironically that mer knows how to delete his history after use."

You roll your eyes at him but you know he knows that you're doing it.

"I ironically did not delete my history." You lied as you went to your room to get a good night's rest.

A/N: Sorry for not updating for a while. Like, comment and fan or stuff. Til' next time! XD