The Big Sea (Fantasy stuck)

ANOTHER ONE!!! :@

===> Be the grumpy Dave.

You are now the grumpy Dave. Why!? Why you ask? It's because you got awaken by a load fucking scream outside. You just got up from your beauty sleep in an uncool manner.

Okay, this has got to stop. I've had it with your piece of shit of a writing you are doinflg! Firstly I do not do that and second! I do not do complaints like a whinny bitch!

You're complaining now. -_-'

It's called spitting sick beats to your fucking ass that even heaven cries at the miracles I'm telling. Heck! Even the judges know how to bow to my fucking justice and convicts you of a shit tone of crime, bitch.

That's IT! I AM DONE WITH YOU AND YOU FUCKING SHITS!!! YOU SHITHEAD BETTER COME HERE NOW! LET ME TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS YOU LIL' SHIT-

*We are sorry to censor this scene yet again. Dave will not be able to show up for a while so we go to another character.*

===> Dave, Be Roxy.

You are now the frunk *druk *drunk sassey biatch. You are going to the pool to... you don't give a shet to whay u want to go there! U jast do.

So you went to the pool only to be met to met by a pair of blue eyes looking at you.

"Uhh...... hi?" He said. As he looked at you sheepishly.

'Hahaha okay Roxy.. you are just drunk..' You thought as you made a goofy smile at smile.

"Well~ aren't u a cutie *cutu *cute boy? Heh my imagination is amazers when it comes to bers *bore *boyz" You said as you where about to jump in the pool.

"Ugh.. miss. I think you shouldn't come any-" He stopped midway as he held his mouth looking pale.

"Are you-" You stopped as your door bell rang. You got a glass of beer and proceeded to the door. Once you opened it there was a pale girl dressed in green standing there.

"Umm.. excuse my presence but may I be a disturbance to you for a little while as I see my fellow fish friend?" She asked.

"Ah, u mean the boy in le poll *pull *pool?" You asked.

'My miyerd *mind is really making these reel *real'

You allowed the girl in and she went straight to the pool. There you saw black substance around the boy looking like he's getting sober.

"John!" The girl shouted as she went closer. The boy had a coughing fit.

She then looked at you and back to John. She then did the unthinkable which made your eyes go wide. She bit the boy with her large fangs.

"Ahhhh! Shet!" You screamed in horror and fainted cause you are drunk.

===> Passed out gal, Be the annoyed out her mind girl.

You don't even need to explain yourself since it would be illogical to even begin to start with stating what someone else has already done for you.

You woke up to the scream as your eye twitched in annoyance once you are awaken from your grimdark dream with wizards. You then went outside seeing mister Strider. You give him a nod as he follows you to the pool. There your eyes have been faced to face with a ghastly sight of a passed out mother, a John surrounded in black substance and a fashionable green stranger staring at your mother completely confused.

"What the hell happened here?" You hear Mister Strider whistled.

"I am very sorry for this predicament over here but I assure you that I mean no harm and simply am shocked as you are seeing her in this state of being." The girl said.