Gifted: A Spoof Ascendance Series Fanfiction (FEVER DREAM LEVEL SPOOF)

Gifted

Author's Note: Before I actually start this fanfiction, I just want you all to know this is spoof. So this will be the equivalent quality of DaBaby Among Us jokes. AND THIS ISN'T ACTUAL WRITING WHERE I'M TRYING AND I'M WRITING IT FOR A STUPID ASPECT. ANYWAYS, ENJOY? THIS WILL ALSO HAVE MINOR SPOILERS FOR BOOKS 1-4 (ALSO @Himjusthere REALLY WANTED ME TO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS IDEA BECAUSE I SAID IT AS A JOKE. SO IT'S HER FAULT IF YOUR EYES FALL OUT BECAUSE OF HOW BAD THIS IS) *ALSO SORRY FOR INCLUDING SO MANY NOTES, BUT THIS WILL ALSO BE THE EQUIVALENT OF @HIMJUSTHERE'S ELIZABETH ICECRAM STORY THAT SHE MADE AS A JOKE. SO IT WILL RANDOMLY SWITCH POVS AND NOT MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.) ALSO, HERE'S EVERYBODY'S "POWERS":

Jaron: flying magic

Tobias: Book generation and being soul-linked with Darius

Roden: Mind control

Imogen: Bread and plant generation

Amarinda: Love Manipulation

Mott: Super strength

Fink: Summonings of rat armies

Darius: Being soul-linked with Tobias and being able to change into certain people (dead or alive)

(Also, don't ask why he's here *maybe visiting*)

THIS IS LIKE A FEVER DREAM, IT'S DECENT AS YOU GO INTO IT (BUT STILL BAD) BUT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM THERE. PLEASE DON'T DIE AND ENJOY.

She wasn't quite sure how to say this, considering how strange it would sound. "Jaron, you're uh- ascending..." Jaron chuckled at her remark. "Nice pun."

"No, I mean LITERALLY." Jaron glanced around, stunned. He was in fact "ascending"

"Saints how in the-" Jaron said, breathlessly. He saw two "newly-grown" golden wings sprouting from his shoulders. Imogen ran a finger over the feathers, intrigued. "Brb, ima go drop some orphans out of the sky." Jaron said, as he flew; FLEW out of his office. Dear saints, the devils had him. She thought all was calm, until she heard a shout from Tobias's

office. And she wasn't quite sure if she was truly hearing what she thought she heard. "LET THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE COMPEL YOU!" Tobias had shouted, probably at Fink who wasn't paying attention. Though, that wasn't at all what she had walked into. Sure, Tobias was yelling at Fink, but he was also magically generating books from his hands and manipulating them so they hit Fink on the head. "I'M SORRY, I'LL DO MY STUDIE-" Fink cried out, just as another book dropped upon his head. It finally hit Tobias. "WAIT A MINUTE, HOW IN CARTHYA AM I GENERATING BOOKS?!?!" "I could say the same thing for "ascending Jaron"." Imogen replied. "JARON'S WHA- OK, I'M NOT GONNA ASK." Tobias replied, astonished. Just in that moment, Amarinda entered the room. "I suddenly feel the urge to do something for plot reasonings." Amarinda said, BREAKING THE 4TH WALL. "I am now somehow going to do magic love things" Amarinda said, staring into Tobias's soul. His eyes filled with feelings of charm and love in an instant. "MY BELOVED" He said, as he rushed over to embrace her. And so conveniently also in that moment, Darius walked in. His eyes were immediately cast with hatred and betrayal as he saw the scene in front of him. Turns out, he still hasn't gotten over the fact that Amarinda doesn't want a salty 20-year old adopted prince. WHO IS ALSO THE SON OF BEVIN CONNER, AT THAT.

He banged his fist into Tobias's desk out of anger and Tobias flinched, locked out of the trance. "Ow." He said, shaking his hand. "Wait a minute, you FELT that?" Darius said, confused. Then, a grim smirk crossed his face. And in that moment, he slapped himself. In which, Tobias felt full on. "HAHAHA, FEEL MY PAIN." Darius shouted, his war-cries ringing throughout the enclosed room. "NO" Tobias yelled back, summoning a book and throwing it at him. Only to feel the pain also. The moment passed, slowly. Then, a glowing scroll fell from the ceiling.