A unexpected couple

chapter 8

3rd pov next day 

Class 3-A would like to say that they're some of the smartest people with only "one or two" not so very smart moments. This was one of the "one or two" moments however one person, That no one would expect, was not apart of the idiotic moment and actually figured the couple out.  Also known as how mineta proved he was smarter than most of his classmates. Well not school wise anyway.

It started at four in the morning when mineta walked out his room to get a glass of water and he saw his green haired classmate carrying a passed out ashido towards the stairwell. At first he though he was seeing things but nope Izuku midoriya WAS in fact carrying a sleeping mina ashido. He thought about running towards todoroki's room to inform him but he remembered that it was four in the morning and the dual haired more was most likely sleep. So he put it off until later on in the day.

The second occurrence happened a couple hours later. It was 8am he was heading to the common room to try and watch some tv before everyone fully woke up, but as soon as he entered the common room he smelled food, someone was cooking. He's not surprised that someone is up this early with how many people in his class train in the morning. He walked to the kitchen to see who it was, on his way there he saw ashido sitting on a stool at the counter, he mumbled a quick "morning" to which she said it back a bit more peppy.

 During their second year izuku, shoji, mina and surprisingly bakugo gave his lessons on how to treat women better and why the way he was acting was not only creepy but extremely wrong. The lessons lasted four and a half months by the end of it mineta had a shit ton of respect for women everywhere, he issued out apologies to all the girls in his class, class 3-b, his female teachers and anyone else he has creeped out in his first year. He got rid of all his rated -R magazines and anything else that degrade women. Everyone was actually happy that he's improving, the girls would talk to him and be his partner on school projects and the guys would stop leaving him out of times when just the guys would hang out.

When he was fully in the kitchen he saw midoriya cooking what looks like breakfast for two. His eyes flash between mina and izuku and then he whispers "ohhh" which catches the attention of izuku, who quickly said a "good morning" just as peppy as ashido, he returned the greeting and walked over to the fridge to look for something to eat, his search was cut short when midoriya spoke up "mineta there's a little food left over if you want it" He nodded and made himself a plate While izuku brought his and mina's plates where they were sitting.

The three ate in silence for the most part mineta can tell the two were holding hands under the counter so he spoke up " who would've thought you two would date definitely a unexpected couple". The two froze at his words both damn near choking on their food making mineta chuckle a bit. Mina manages to choke out "what are you talking about" mineta snickers and replies with " I saw midoriya carrying you while you were asleep this morning, also he doesn't cook for anybody, not his friends, not even bakugo, only person he's cooked for is eri and a candy apple isn't really cooking, plus you guys were JUST holding hands" Izuku whispers " well shit" making mineta laugh more and mina start to giggle. Mineta reassures them that he wont tell anyone and the couple thanks him. It was silent for a while until mineta said something else "can I rub it in their faces though? like I wont give out information but I just wanna brag about it a little" mina and izuku laughed a bit then agreed which made mineta have the dopey-est grin ever.

The three cleaned up the dishes, just in time classmates were starting to flood the common room. Mina and mineta headed toward the tv which was currently being watches by kaminari, jirou, sero, tsu and todoroki. Izuku left the building to hide from uraraka who of course was looking for hime trying to ask him somethings. After 20 minutes of them just sitting and watching tv, once it was on commercial mineta said the words that would start choas.

"I know ashido's boyfriend"

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a/n: tysm for 3.2k reads, i 1000% didnt think that people would actually enjoy this story but im glad people do. I have a another crackfic in mind im going to start it once this story is finished. i plan on this story only being 15 or 20 chapters.

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