Jack/Eric One-Shots

Fucking Mitchell.

Mitchell.
Mother fucking Mitchell.
Not even mother fucking.
That I could forgive.
Eric-fucking Mitchell.
That I cannot forgive.
It was before we were together, obviously, but why did he have to come back?
Why?
He is so fucking cocky.
He knows Eric would pick him.
In a heartbeat, Eric would pick him.
Hell, in Eric's position, I'd pick Mitchell too.
They have a past. A history.
No one can compete with history.
Because it's history.
It's already there, it already happened, you already know that it works.
He was Eric's first time.
How do you compete with that?

Tell me, how the Hell do I compete with that?

I'm waiting.

THAT'S RIGHT. I D O N 'T.

If you have me an actual answer, you are dead to me.
Because there is no answer.
And, even if there is, how dare you give it to me in a way that I can't actually react to it?

Anyway, I'm sure I do have a chance, or I wouldn't be with Eric at all, but I don't know how to compete with that.
And, on that note, should I?
Would they be happier together?
Probably.

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No
Nonononono
This can't be happening
Eric and Mitchell are sitting on the couch, they were waiting for me.
Wait, why does Mitchell look confused?
Is this not what I think it is?

Yeah, no shit you're in love with Mitchell.
Alright, you love your boyfriend too, good to know.
(I think I've lost Jack's character at this point-)
Oh-
Oh that's-
Oh
Hang on, you can do that?
You can just date two people at once?
That's a thing?
People do that?
Why doesn't everyone do that?

I trust Eric.
If he has both of us, he won't need to leave me.
I can still have him.

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Well, this....
Is an interesting development
Mitchell and I have stopped fighting as much, it's been nice, but we've never actually connected.
Not hating each other is on thing, but we've never had a reason to like each other.
Sure, we're civil for Eric, but this is the first time we've been nice to each other without him around.
Eric's asleep, Mitchell and I are in the kitchen, and we're just talking.
And it's amazing.
I didn't know he could draw.
I didn't know he had to redo school so many times....
I guess all that explains the memory loss
Wow

It's kind of amazing how much you can learn about a person when you take a pause on your blind hatred for each other.

Hang on-
Hang on, is he flirting with me?
HE IS
OH
O H
O H

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Alright, so, turns out the title was a double entendre.
Don't worry, we didn't just do it in the kitchen while Eric slept, that would be cheating.
No, we talked it out once everyone was awake and fed, and then we did it on the couch while Eric and Veronica were out. (I am fully commuting to Veronica, fight me.)
So...
That was nice.