A/N: Uuuuuuuuhhh
I may have forgotten about Wattpad entirely
Anyway, enjoy the bullshit that comes from writing at noon while fully awake and sober
Also, please feel free to give me one word prompts, I d e f i n i t e l y need to add more stories to my list of drafts-
My boyfriend is an idiot.
I tried to take the knife, but it's never smart to fight a drunk man with a knife.
I don' even know why he wanted to cut a carrot.
Long story short, never cut anything while drunk.
Fingers will be sacrificed, and your boyfriend will have to drive you to the emergency room at midnight hoping to god that he doesn't get a ticket for drunk driving, or even arrested for the murder scene that is the passenger seat of his car.
And don't forget the crying
Or the fact that he passed out
Luckily they can reattach thumbs .
YOU ARE READING
Jack/Eric One-Shots
FanfictionWhy? Because they should've been canon. And because I told some strangers in a comment of a Youtube video that I would.
