okay, before you judge I'm not here to say "I hate mirrors because they remind me how ugly I am", although I don't find myself attractive, i'm not here to complain about it.
anyways.
back to rant.
I hate mirrors.
they're so illusive.
like okay I'm gonna put on this shirt and wow, I don't look half bad in this, but than later you see yourself in a picture wearing that shirt and you look god awful.
like wtf
why do I look good in this in a mirror
but I look terrible in real life.
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.
another thing: I hate how everything's backwards. I hate not being able to know what my hair actually looks like because the mirror makes it look like it's parted to the other fucking side.
ALSO MY LEGS LOOK SO LONG AND NICE IN MIRRORS
BUT IN PICTURES AND IN REAL LIFE THEY'RE THESE FAT LITTLE SAUSAGE THINGS
FML
idk if anyone else has these problems with mirrors but yeah here's something pointless that you probs don't care about.
-satan
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