rants by a sad, gay supreme leader

sighhhh

okay so like my entire gay life I thought I was a top

I never even had thoughts of being a bottom ever, until fucking neha came alone

calling me kitten and all that shit

LIKE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME

IT MAKES ME WANT TO LET HER FUCK ME AGAINST A WALL

A LOT

it doesn't make sense

I was supposed to be the one calling her kitten, we legitimately switched at some point bc I was calling her kitten first.

now she's my daddy/neha noodles and I am her kitten and I like it that way.

AND THEN FUCKING ABJELIA COMES ALONG

CALLING ME LIKE EVERY SUBMISSIVE NAME IN THE BOOK

AND IDK IT DID SOMETHING TO ME

IT TURNS ME ON

I LIKE IT

SHE CALLED ME PRINCESS TODAY AND I THINK I EXPLODED

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE ALL OF THIS BEFORE

I'm not supposed to be a bottom

but I kind of want abjelia too fuck me too damn

-satan is a bottom damnit why