Boyfriend's Demon Maid Book 2 (BF x GF)

Human Etiquette + Date Night

"Why did you call me here?" Asked Cassandra.

"You destroyed a restaurant because they got your order wrong." Said Girlfriend.

"And?" Cassandra replied.

"If you don't want to stick out, you're going to have to learn to control that anger." Girlfriend said. "That's why I have my good friend Carol here to help you." She said. Carol sat down by Cassandra. Girlfriend stood in front of them. "You encounter someone running scams in the city. What do you do?" Girlfriend asked.

"Listen to their offer!" Cassandra said. 

"Wrong." Girlfriend replied. 

"Huh?!" Cassandra asked.

"Carol?" Girlfriend asked.

"Turn them down." Carol said.

"Correct." Girlfriend said. "Next, you see someone getting robbed. What do you do?" She asked.

"Obliterate the robber with your superior demon powers!" Cassandra said.

"Wrong." Girlfriend said.

"But--"

"People would probably be around. The most human thing to do would be to call the police." Carol said.

"Correct." Girlfriend said. "Now, onto the last question. A cop approaches you because of your blinker. What do you do?" She asked.

"Kill the nosy human, of course." Cassandra said.

"Wrong." Girlfriend said.

"Eh?!" Cassandra exclaimed.

"Do what the cop says and fix the issue." Carol said.

"Correct." Girlfriend said. She sighed. "Cassandra, you really don't know anything about the human world, do you?" She asked.

"It's not like you're perfect at living as a human, either! You make common mistakes now and then!" Cassandra said.

"I'm an expert at it!" Girlfriend retorted. Boyfriend laughed as he walked by.

"Your human doesn't seem to think so." Cassandra said with a sly smile on her face.

"Boyfriend..." Girlfriend muttered, embarrassed. Girlfriend spent the rest of the day teaching Cassandra everything she knew about the human world. 

Later That Evening

"Boyfriend!" Girlfriend said, running into the living room. Boyfriend turned to her. "I was reading your manga collection, and I saw that high school girls make bento lunches for the boys they like!" She said.

"Yeah...?" He asked.

"Allow me to make one for you tomorrow!" She said.

"Alright, but no tail meat." Boyfriend said.

"Aw." Girlfriend sulked. Boyfriend opened the lunch Girlfriend gave him the next day at work and saw strange, black meat with rice and vegetables on the side. He decided not to eat it.

"You didn't eat your lunch?" Girlfriend asked him disappointedly after he got home from work. 

"It looked weird." Boyfriend said. "You didn't cook your tail again, did you?" He asked.

"No." Girlfriend said.

"Then..." Boyfriend began to ask. Girlfriend got out her wings to reveal that a large chunk of her right one was gone.

"It was wing that time!" She added.

"I won't eat any part of you." Boyfriend replied.

"Aw!" Girlfriend sulked.

1 Week Later

"Hey, Boyfriend! Let's go on a date!" Girlfriend said.

"Uh... Sure. Where do you want to go?" Boyfriend asked.

"Do you feel like going to the beach?" Girlfriend asked.

"Eh, not really." Boyfriend replied.

"What about the movies?" Girlfriend asked.

"Is there something you'd like to see?" Boyfriend asked.

"No..." Girlfriend said.

"Me neither." Boyfriend said.

"What about a restaurant?" Girlfriend asked.

"I don't know where I want to eat." Boyfriend said. He noticed the disheartened expression on Girlfriend's face. "Have you ever heard of a stay at home date?" He asked her.

"No." Girlfriend said.

"We could stay here and spend time together." Boyfriend said.

"But, that wouldn't be like a date!" Girlfriend complained.

"They're still fun. It's the kind of date you can only have in a more intimate relationship." Boyfriend said.

"Intimate?" Girlfriend repeated, blushing. "Alright!" She agreed. For the rest of the day, Boyfriend spent time with Girlfriend teaching her how to play video games, catching up on rom-coms with her, playing board games, and watching movies (cuddles included.)