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Player: I think I have like.. three bottles of lotion, I know it's kind of a lot but-
Captain: *runs in with all fifty eight bottles of lotion*
Player: oh, wow
Captain: so I've got hand lotion, this one smells like oranges, this one is called 'fruity', this one is a bit crusty, this one is my favourite, it's really big and it smells like cotton candy
Player: I've just got this one that's like, two years old
Captain: right, face lotions, this one is called 'massage', this one smooths out your skin, this one is minty and this one helps you sleep
Player: face lotion? I just use my hand one
Captain: no player
IVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD
I actually don't know why I disappeared for like, almost a week but...I've come back now :)
