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The gentleman: 3 years old, somebody wants to befriend you, sure I'll befriend them
The gentleman: ten years old, I have a new brother called Richard
The gentleman: 12, my dad died? Oh that's sad
The gentleman: 14 years old somebody is bullying me, I guess I'll attack him back
The gentleman: I was sent to the headmasters office, I guess I'll just apologise
The gentleman: it's not my fault he called me a fat pig
The gentleman: anyways, 16 years old I have to take my driving test? Ok
The gentleman: what does that sign mean?
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The gentleman: uuhhhh...fire station?
The gentleman: oh yes! Ok
The gentleman: my pedants gave me a white Volkswagen Passat?! YES, ACCEPT IT GRACIOUSLY
the gentleman: ok ok, calming down now
The gentleman: 19 years old and I graduated collage, I guess I'll take some time off
The gentleman: i see a man shoplifting?
The gentleman: ok well, I should probably report him
The gentleman: *accidentally presses attack him*
The gentleman: OH SHIT, OK, WELL, I'll get I'll twist his ear?
The gentleman: he fought back
The gentleman: and I died from my injuries
The gentleman: how lovely
Mr cheese: ok, I'm born
Mr cheese: four years old and I die from eye cancer
Mr cheese: HOW-
Mr cheese: that's unfair, can I get another go-
Veteran: 3 years old and somebody wants to be friend with me, NOPE
veteran: 5 years old, my brother called me a dickhead, Let me just, attack him, let's punch his jaw
Veteran: 7 years old, my parents want to take me and my brothers to a trip to Japan, how do I react?
Veteran: refuse to go
Veteran: 10 years old, a girl in my class is bullying me, I'm going to attack her by punching her throat
Veteran: I got called to the headmasters office for fighting, I'm gonna argue with him, it's not my fault she bullied me first
Veteran: 15 years, a classmate wants to skip class, I'll go with him
Veteran: 17 years old, me and my brother are quarrelling whether or not I should tell his fiancé about the time he superglued his hand to his penis (yes this was one of the things that happened to me)
Veteran: what is even happening-
Veteran: attack him by stamping his foot
Veteran: 19 years old I need to take my driving test
Veteran: *fails it*
Veteran: well, sucks to be me I guess
Veteran: 21 years old I saw a duffel bag with $7000 in it, I keep it obviously
Veteran: somebody saw me take the bag, attack them by righthooking their ear
Veteran: and they called me fucking cops on me and I get sent to jail
Veteran: while I'm here I may as well make some fun out of it
Veteran: let's start a riot
Veteran: ok I collected ten other prison inmates, now let's FIGHT WITH THE GUARDS
veteran: *after the fight* ok, that was fun
Veteran: 22 years old, somebody attacked me with a billing ball and killed me
