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Lazy:...
Lazy: no, I still don't get it ----
Captain: *dresses up as Santa*
Captain: *goes up behind player* BOO
player: *turns around* oh hey captain
Captain: y-your not scared?
Player: captain, You're literally a marshmallow in a Santa costume, how is that scary
Captain: *walks away*
Captain: *tries to scare everybody else on board but fails*
Captain: I can't scare anybody
Player: it's because-
Captain: yes player, I know
Captain: OH
Captain: what if I try to scare the kids
Player: no captain, that won't work
Captain: and why the H E double hockey sticks wouldn't it?
Player: because if you go into a ten mile radius within those shits and you're not mother then you're going to get killed
Captain: *walking away* too late!
Captain: *goes behind Timmy and Franklyn*
Captain: boo!
The kids: *slowly turn around*
Captain: sorry if I scared you, it's was just-
Franklyn: *pulls him to the ground so that his soul can be taken by Satan before chopping his arms, legs and head of and throwing them into space. And then catering him open and pulling out his organs and making a jump rope out of his intestines*
*after a while*
Player: captain! Where are you?
Player: cap- *sees the mess* HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK -----
Player: no not really
Veteran: I don't, but one time I did hear something downstairs and I saw something red-
Player: dude, that was me
Veteran: oh
Captain: yes! Of course I do! Who else put the presents under every single Christmas tree in one night? Parents couldn't do that
The gentleman: no, I don't believe in the 'myth' of Santa
