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Lazy bean: well, blue and mr egg are now married and Danny is their child, veteran, engineer and gnome is a thing, bro and ninja is a thing and Sakura is their child, mr cheese and the gentleman is a thing and cherry and Chelsea are their children. A bunch of ocs have been added and for some reason scps are as well. And theres been a lot of body swapping
Lazy bean: and a bunch of other stuff that i can't remember
Lazy bean: also, quick random question, when you read these, do you think of them as beans or humans? ------ Lazy bean: you've got to be kidding me
Lazy bean: what life decisions did I do to get here
Lazy bean: ok..well
(Btw I headcannon goober to be non binary so I'm gonna use they/them pronouns for them)
(Location: polus)
Goober ran, their steps crunching into the frozen ground below 'HELP!' They screamed as bro inched ever so closer to them.
Goober stumbled into the meeting room and slammed the button, but nothing happened. 'What?' They panicked as they kept hitting it, 'OH SHIT, I already used mine.' They spun around and saw bro running closer, a knife raised by his side.
They looked around and spotted somebody, lazy bean was doing some wires, completely oblivious to what was happening around her. 'LAZY BEAN!' Goober shouted 'WHAT!?' Lazy shouted back 'PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON' they shouted
Without a second thought she pressed the button and an emergency meeting was called.
'What is it?' Said player, slightly annoyed 'I was almost done with my Simon says task 'umm..I..don't really know' lazy said, Turing to goober 'they just ran in and told me to press the button' All eyes were on goober now, 'well,' they said, out of breath from all the running 'Bro tried to FUCKING KILL ME!' They accused as murmurs rippled through the crew.
'Something to tell us bro?' Captain spoke up, putting his hands on his hips. 'U-Umm...' bro stammered 'See!?' Goober asked. 'He's definitely the imposter, he's not even trying to hide it' 'Everyone voting out bro say I' captain announced 'I'
Mr cheese and mr egg seized bro by his arms and led him to the lava pit before throwing him into the molten pit of death
'Huh, so I guess you were right' lazy said as she joins goober by the pit 'of corse I was right, I always am' They responded
A moment of silence passed
'Do you want to do tasks together?' Lazy asked shivering from the cold a bit 'Yeah, sure'
They go down into electrical where they do their tasks And then head down into the o2 room.
'Are you done with all your tasks?' Lazy asks goober as she finishes up with her last task by the tree They nod their head in return. 'This is like, the first time in ages I've finished'
They both sit in silence for a while. Goober nodded into space, lazy was wondering what was going on inside their head, it's probably crazy in there.
A strong gust of wind blew out from outside, they both shivered a bit and moved closer to eachother for warmth
'Sorry' they both say in union
'Actually wait,' lazy says, curling into a ball 'I'm actually kinda cold, can we huddle for warmth..please?'
Goober nods and moves closer to lazy.
Mr cheese walks by o2 with the gentleman and whispers to them while grinning, 'mmm, how fruity~'
Lazy covers her face in embarrassment while goober flips off mr cheese
THE END
I'm not writing anymore than that
I never realised how awkward it is to write a one shot shipping yourself with somebody
