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Lazy: I will throw you into a volcano
Lazy: anyways, lazy x goober part 2:
A/N: it's party night on the ship
Music blared through the air as the crew took another shot of alcohol, player had passed out on the ground while veteran was throwing up in the corner. Captain and the gentleman had gone to bed early but everyone else was making the ship rattle with noise.
Goober shouted something but nobody could here them over the music.
They tried to tell lazy something. 'WHAT?!' Lazy shouted as she bit into another piece of bread.
Goober shouted again but it still felt like they were mumbling.
Lazy just stared at them blankly.
Goober pulled lazy's arm to the other room and shouted. 'I SAID, IM NOT FEELING WELL'
'Ok, well no need to shout.' Lazy responded 'well, I wouldn't be surprised if you said you chugged down like- what? Two whole bottles of tequila'
Goober just smirked to themself.
'You chugged down two bottles of tequila, didn't you?'
Goobers grin widened as they just said: 'three bottles actually'
Lazy just sighed in disbelief but carried on talking
'So, do you want to go back to your room?' She asked
'Yeah, but I can't even stand anymore, it hurts too much'
Lazy scooped goober up into her arms and began to walk to their bedroom.
'HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? PUT ME DOWN!' Goober screamed as they struggled in her arms.
'Nope' lazy simply said as she opened the door to their bedroom.
Goober stoped struggling when lazy sat them down in their bed.
'I stole some cookies from the cafeteria, you want some?' Lazy asked goober waving them in the air before placing them on the bedside table.
'Mhm' goober grumbled as they bit into one of them.
'Oh yeah, I forgot to say,' lazy started 'I'm staying here next to you, and not going away, until you feel better.'
Goober couldn't help but blush at this.
'I hate you' they quietly said
'I love you too' lazy responded, slipping her hand into theirs.
This was short but trust me, this is all your getting ----
Fun fact: I've had this one story in my drafts for a week now but I didn't have WiFi so I couldn't post it.
I'll post it now ----
Player: so, do we play the spicy version or not?
Mr cheese: spicy?
Player: yeah, it's either the spinner gives the person the opening of the can is facing a dare, or the spinner kisses the person the opening of the can is facing
Veteran: spicy, obviously
Player: well, it's agreed then
Mr cheese: NO, ITS REALLY NOT
Player: *puts the can in the middle of them and spins it*
The opening of the can: *lands on mr cheese*
Player: Im going to go dig my grave
Mr cheese: IM NOT KISSING HIM
veteran: but it's the rules
Player: let's just do it quickly so we can get this over with
