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*breakfast*

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*breakfast*

Chelsea: hmmmm...what shall I pick?

The gentleman: I don't really mind, honestly

Mr cheese: THEY BOTH HAVE EGGS IN THEM, NOW I CAN EAT HIM

the gentleman: eat who exactly?

Mr cheese: you know who

Chelsea: eggs and bacon, I'm staying nice...for now

*lunch*

The gentleman: once again, I don't really mind

Mr cheese: oh no, YOU KNOW I CANT HANDLE SPICY STUFF!

Chelsea: daddy can have the Italian pasta and mommy can have the ghost pepper chips

Mr cheese: *in his mind* yeet the child

*at dinner*

Chelsea: mommy can have the cheese louise Burger and daddy can have the canned tomato soup

Mr cheese: yes, something good for once

The gentleman: isn't that technically cannibalism though?

Mr cheese:...*continues eating*

The gentleman: and I get this crappy thing..how delightful

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