My Life as a Modern Day Rider (One Direction Fan Fiction) *Completed*

Chapter 3: the incredibly annoying dingbats!

"should we wake her up?"

"No"

"But Liam i'm STARVING!"

"Niall don't wake her up!"

I woke up and yelled ' who dare wake me? Show yourselves!'. Archa woke up and immediately took a battle stance. I looked over and Niall and Liam were holding each other and screaming their heads off. I sighed. "What do you morons want?" i snapped. " I'm hungry!" Niall screamed running around like a two year old. "Then go get some fish!" I said angrily. He's going to get it some day! Liam shot him an ' I told you so' look. I realized that Harry,Louis, and Zayn were still asleep. i got a very devious plan to wake them up. Liam! i yelled. Dear Lord! Who said that? he panicked. i laughed internally. Me you idiot! This is how Archa and i communicate. i said a little annoyed. So this is how you communicate? can you only talk like this? he asked astonished. Yes! yes! Listen, i have a plan to wake the boys up... i just need you to help me! but we have to run it by Archa. are you in? i told him my plan and he liked it so we ran it by Archa and she liked it.

Harry's P.O.V.

"Archa how could you?" i heard Elix scream. i awoke with a jump. i ran over to Elix. "Elix what's wrong?" i asked. She was hyperventalating. "A...Archa a..ate L...Liam!" she stuttered. "What?" i asked astonished. How could archa eat Liam? Oh man, this was going to be very bad for the band. "Just look!" she cried. Sure enough, Archa had burped up Liam's trousers. i looked around. No Niall either . "w...what about niall?" i asked my voice cracking. c'mon Harry! Be a man! i told myself. "i think he got eaten to!" she said with tears running down her face. i turned around and threw my shoe at Louis but it hit Zayn too. "OI!' They yelled in unison. " you idiots wake up! Archa ate Liam and Niall!" i yelled and they started freaking out. i looked over at Elix and Archa. They were laughing! and LIAM was there! those buttheads tricked us! we ran over to them and niall came out of the woods. he looked sort of confused at first but then went on laughing with the rest of them. Elix was saying "and then harry's voice cracked and he was all like c'mon harry! be a man!". everyone looked at me funny.

Elix's P.O.V.

The boy's faces! OMG! That was probably the funniest thing i'm going to see all week! Niall came out of the woods confused because he went to go get some fish, but i told him what was going on with mind communication. I was saying "And then harry's voice cracked and he was all like c'mon harry! be a man." everyone looked at harry. " How'd you know that?" he questioned pointing a finger at me." Easy, i know what all of you incredibly annoying dingbats are thinking right now." i said calmly. "Harry you're wondering how on earth i can do this. Louis you're thinking of some girl named Eleanor(Everyone laughed and Louis looked embarassed.). Zayn you would give anything to watch a horror movie right now. Liam you are mad Archa had to burp up your trousers. Archa, you love me. And Niall has a big massive crush on me?" i was confused on the last part. " well i hate to leave but i have to go to England. so see you people later." i said climbing onto Archa's withers. All the boys jumped to get on Archa but just befor they landed, i turned them into chipmunks. " Hey! how'd you do that?" harry squeaked. "I'm a dragon rider, there's alot you don't know about me." i smirked.

we flew for like 10 hours and it was TORTURE! the boys..er... chipmunks were chattering nonstop. First, it was carrots, then football, and so on! Finally, we landed. i jumped off Archa's back, did a perfect flip in the air, and landed nimbly on my feet. "FREEDOM!" I yelled running off into the distance. The chipmunks jumped off to and i changed them back into humans. "I'M HUMAN AGAIN!" Louis yelled doing a happy dance. i rolled my eyes. Archa lit a fire and i made Zayn go get some fish. " OH! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!" I yelled sitting down on the ground. "Harry you cook the fish!" i demanded and Archa sat down next to me. We ate in silence. "Hey Elix?" Liam asked. "If this is about why i'm going to England and i want to get out of this stupid country i'll tell you. when Archa hatched, my grandma went to go see a dude named Harold. He was the town storyteller, when they got back they were drunk and they wanted to kill Archa so i jumped out the window and to freedom, after that, Archa grew and I met you dorks." i concluded. "How'd you guys get in the middle of the woods? After all, you are a famous boy band that i used to fan over." i asked. they looked at me shocked. "you were a fan?" Niall asked. "Yes, i was a fan but my grandma disapproved and i am long over it." i replied solemnly. "Well, Paul, the body gaurd, was on a lunch break, and we were in Zayn's dressing room hanging out, and somebody kidnapped us and ditched us in the woods." Louis said a hint of anger and sadness in his voice. "And if Paul is going to find us we need to go to England and to our families houses." Harry said. "Soooo. were tagging along with you." Zayn neatly finished. "Well, when we get to England we'll have to go our seperate ways because i'm going to fight in the war." i explained. " Sounds good!" everyone replied. I went to sleep.

The next morning i woke up feeling really hungry. the boys were already awake. "I'm hungry!" i yelled. "OOOH! Lets go to McDonalds!" Niall said running around like a five year old. "No. Because your famous and you will draw attention that will help my grandma find me!" i snapped. "But if you do, i have to transform you idiots into people that look nothing like you." i threw that in to. "OK!" everybody chimed in. So, i worked my magic and when i was done i took them to a stream and turned the water into a mirror. "whoa! what happened to us?" harry asked. He had auburn hair and hazel eyes and looked nothing like harry. "MY HAIR!" Zayn cried. zayn had blonde hair that was highlighted with brown and no tattoos, no piercings, nothing Zaynish. "OMG! i look wierd!" Niall yelled. Poor boy had black hair and green eyes. that was enough to change him. Liam was busy studying himself. "I look like a whole new lad!" he said softly. he did, he had dark brown hair that was styled in a justin bieber do' and dark brown eyes.He looked exactly like me! but taller and a man. "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO ME WOMAN!" Louis bellowed. I about died when i saw Louis. He had green spiked hair, purple eyes and a pale green t-shirt. he looked just like Archa!

"Okay, you wierdos have new names too. Harry you are Jacob, Zayn, you're Miguel, Niall, you are Caelen, Liam, you are Austin, Louis, your Artie, and i am Allison or Alli. Now we can get a move on... i just need to screw myself up a bit." i said. i messed my hair up with pink and red dip-dye, screwed up my face with a scar, and changed Archa into a sheltie with a pale green leather collar with spikes and a matching leash. Then after all that we departed.  

(A/N) Heyall! Thanks for reading! Also i have a little skit for all of you...

Cat named choochoo: " i shall have the last laugh! MEOW!" * Holds dramatic pose* "Carlos? CARLOS! I need the smoke bomb!"

Cat named carlos: " right! Sorry sir!"

Choochoo: "ok. Lets try this again... I shall have the last laugh! MEOW!" *  nothing happens* "CARLOS!"

Carlos: "Sorry! it got stuck!"

Choochoo: "Ok! one last time! I shall have the last laugh! MEOW!" *Disappears into a cloud of smoke and reappears in front of Carlos* "ELLO CARLOS!"

Carlos: *Screams like a little girl.*

Choochoo: "You have done good! Here's a cookie! Now come along, i have a meeting with Mr. Tinkles, about world domination!"

~end of skit~