My Life as a Modern Day Rider (One Direction Fan Fiction) *Completed*

Chapter 12: This Means War!!

Sassy's POV

I woke Dawson up in the middle of the night to get ready for another prank. We were going to dump a full bucket of slime on Ellie and Niall. Why you ask? Because it's funny.

"Okay. Be very quiet!" I hissed. Dawson carried the bucket while i made way. I opened the door to Ellie's room and we tiptoed up to Elix's bed. She and Niall were all cuddled up, which was going to make this even more fun! Dawson poured the slime on them and started to giggle. I shot him an evil look and he stopped laughing.

After we were done, we shot out of the room at top speed. I highfived Dawson and asked "Do you want to make some Nelix repellent before we go to bed?" I asked. Nelix is Niall and Elix's couple name.

"Sure! I'd love to be alive tomorrow!" He smiled. We combined onions, garlic, a few rotten eggs, rotten meat, and Dawson's gym socks that he had laying around. He goes to ISU as well. He plays on the football team as the quarterback.

Anyways, we combined the concoction with vinegar, water, and cat pee. Then we let it sit for an hour. Once we had bottled it, i sprayed some on my wrist and started choking. "This'll keep them at bay!" I coughed. Dawson nodded and plugged his nose.

Then we walked to my room and locked the door. "Night D." I said. "Night Sassy." He smiled from his spot on the floor.

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I woke up to screaming, so i trusted that my prank had worked. Yess!!

But then they started pounding on the door. "Dawson. Bring the repellent." I said seriously. He nodded. If we couldn't get out easily, we'll have to fight to get out!!!

Elix's POV

I woke up, a slimy, gloppy, mess. I looked around and Niall and i both were covered in purple slime. We both looked at each other.

"Sassy..." We hissed. Then we ran to her bedroom and started pounding on the door. It opened for a second and a little bomb came out. "What the-" Niall was cut off by the bomb blowing off. Then the room was covered in green fog that smelled awful. We heard the door open but we couldn't see who it was.

"FOR NARNIA!!!" I heard someone yell. Louis? Then the fog cleared up and Louis, Sassy, Dawson, Harry, Liam and Zayn were standing there in the most ridiculous outfits.

They looked like ghost buster outfits! "You guys are so dead!" Niall made an evil grab for Sassy but she squirted him in the face with a foul smelling liquid. Niall passed out and i looked at Sassy. She started laughing. "Yo I thought we had a pretty smelly Nelix repellent, but i didn't know it worked that good!" She giggled.

"This Means War!" I growled and drug an unconscious Niall into my room by his leg.

Sassy's POV

After the guys and i had organized the teams, and Elix had recovered Niall, we were now standing in the yard.

Elix, Niall, Jesse, Liam, Zayn, my little brother George, and Harry were on one team. Ian, Dawson, Louis, Chase, Me, Ninoska, and Summer were on the other.

"Okay. So. First we will pack our supplies. The battle rages on for three days. Archa will be monitoring the battle from up above. My woods to the castle property are available in this battle." I explained. "Okay. Get your supplies and meet me back here in 5." I told them.

Then i ran to my fridge and got a brick of cheese, some apples, and protein bars. Then i packed a canteen of water and a sleeping bag.

After we had all organized and situated i handed out the weapons... PAINTBALL GUNS!! Of course i had to hand out the padding and such, because we don't want a famous boyband to be slaughtered by my amazing aim! I never miss a shot!! Poor Elix.

"Alright teams! Spread out and may the odds be EVER in your favor." I quoted from the hunger games. We all took off into the woods and prepared for the 3 day battle.

A/N: Sorry! It's short!! 😁 But i hope you enjoy!! See you later!! Thanks for reading!!

-AC🐴