1,000 Ways to get Noticed

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73. In the store pretend your lost and try to hold someone's hand.
74. Randomly walk up to a pole or statue and start praising it.
75. In a restaurant throw a spoon across he room.
76. Slurp your drink then spit it out on clean tables.
77. Ask your waiter for a whole bunch of straws and keep throwing them at people.
78. At a fancy party keep clanking glass cups together.
79. Go outside on a quite normal day and yell "Rape!" or "You need Jesus!"
80. Sit in the middle of the sidewalk and act constipated.
81. Run around wearing crocs or sketcher lights and scream "I'm NOT lesbian!"
82. When random strangers are taking pictures photo bomb them and do the moose face.