1,000 Ways to get Noticed

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83. In a movie theatre throw all your M&Ms except for brown at the people and say the rest is just fungus.

84. In the middle of a movie stand up and move to another empty seat.

85. Sit next to someone in the movies, then during a romantic part, touch their hand and say "I guess magic can happen anywhere!"

86. Stand up in the middle of a movie and start yelling into your phone cuss words and insults. ex. Go die in a hole you selfish boob!

87. In a movie purposely start coughing when and if someone dies or a romantic part.

89. Lay in the middle of the street and keep stoking your butt.

90. Go to a Target or Macy's and go to the bedding section. Then when people pass by start hitting them with pillows screaming "Don't ever come here again!"

91. Bring spoons from home and pass them out to random strangers on the street.

92. Start bragging that you went to Gotham city and it was ghetto af.