55. Run into a large crowd of people and scream "They found me! I have to leave the country!" Then start shooting with your finger guns.
56. In the bathroom scream and ask if anyone has a highlighter.
57. Just start crying and yell tortilla.
58. Randomly yell out "Sugar, sugar, water, mix, mix, like dis, dis. Do a little twist. It's all in the wrist. Man it's hot outside, but we can't find no shade. Step up in my house. I know you're thirsty, but please do touch my kool-aid!!!!!" And hit that nae nae while singing it!
59. Give strangers weird nicknames.
60. To your crush or boyfriend if they say I like you or love you just say thank you and walk away.
61. walk out of the bathroom with water splashed on your pants.
62. In a building start planking on the floor and drag your body around and saying "Taco Bell"
63. In a restaurant sit on someone's food and threaten to sue them as you try to lick food off your butt.
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