1,000 Ways to get Noticed

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46. Go in a restaurant and order food. Before it comes leave the restaurant.

47. Go in a crowded elevator and shave your legs.

48. Blow your nose and show people your Kleenex

49. In a crowded room whisper "I'm so flawless!" and start making out with the wall.

50. Stick sticks and combs in your hair and in the middle if the street yell, " I woke up like dis! "

51. Smack your forehead and scream out random celebrities names.

52. In the middle of nowhere fart and act as if this has never happened before and it's "New"

53. During an exam bring a game boy and play on max volume.

54. Flop around on the floor like a fish and when someone walks past you grab there foot and start begging for tacos.