1,000 Ways to get Noticed

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64. When in the middle of hugging someone try to lick them or kiss them.
65. In work or schools randomly sing "Everyday is payday swipe my card and I do the nae nae!" Then walk out.
66. Order a whole bunch of food at a fast food place then go on the street and give some to random people. Then threaten to call the cops cause they stole your food.
67. Go to a shoe store put on a pair of shoes and attempt to walk out when they try to take the shoes off you screem "Foot Rape!"
68. In the middle of your sleep start screaming and cursing. When your parents invite you to sleep with them just keep farting and saying how much you love them
69. Go to the store and buy things no one else gets and insist it's for Hitler.
70. Every time someone says something starting with "H" make a weird noise.
71. In the bathroom start playing video games on your phone with the volume all the way up.
72. If a boy; say to someone next to you you're using the bathroom wrong... If a girl: start laughing randomly saying "button"