28. Go to a store and put everything shiny into your cart and when you go to pay for it say, "Oh I'm supposed to pay for this?"
29. Call Taco Bell and ask for McDonald's number
30. Drive up to McDonald's and ask for a whopper
31. Offer to wash people's car and throw mud everywhere
32. Sing the pledge of allegiance in the middle of the night in your backyard
33. Hover over people's shoulder and laugh at all their texts, walk away as if nothing happened
34. In your living room, pretend your cat or small dog is a later gun
35. Take your garden hose and spray over the fence into your neighbor's backyard
36. Tape wings to the back of a fake pig and throw it at people, if they turn around whisper,"Pigs can fly" and smile
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1,000 Ways to get Noticed
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