Midnight , Cashton

8.7

(All of 5SOS YEET YEET)

Aug. 13, 12:07

Age: 18

"And our first day of unpacking is officially done!"

"You promise?"

"Well there is that one box...just kidding!"

"Christ, Ashton, don't scare me like that."

"Awe, is little Lukey scared of the packing monster?"

"What the hell is the packing monster?"

"It's what eats you when you unpack boxes, Calum."

"That's a stupid monster and he sounds the least bit frightening."

"She does not appreciate your unbelieving ways, you assuming cock."

"Cat fight!"

"Michael, kindly shut your fucking face otherwise I will."

"Are you telling me that we should have a steamy hot love affair while Luke and Ashton are sleeping?"

"That is totally what I was getting at. Let's runaway to Paris together, Mikey."

"Oui, oui! Baguette, baguette!"

"Did you really just say 'baguette, baguette,' because you don't know any French?"

"Sí."

"That's Mexican!"

"Actually, it's Spanish. And you're the one going to college, Calum."

"Shut up, Luke."

"Michael! You're supposed to defend me!"

"I'll defend you, babe."

"Thank you, Ash. I'm glad someone loves me."

"I love you when you give me a blow job."

"Michael, oh my god!"

"You two are disgusting."

"I'm hilarious. But Calum is definitely disgusting."

"What can I say? I'm a freak. And not just in the sheets."

"Did you just say that and wink at me?"

"I didn't realize I couldn't wink at my boyfriend."

"Not when you're being perverted."

"You like it."

"I hate everything."

"Luke, you're a party pooper."

"You're the one who decided to get engaged to me."

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"...What?"

"Luke and Michael!"

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MUKE IS GETTING MARRIED AWEAWEAWE

BTW MY MUKE SPIN OFF IS OUT AND ITS CALLED 'Home' AND IT WILL BE MUKE's STORY AND WHAT THEY SEE AND ALL THAT JAZZ. IT WILL INVOLVE ALL THE EVENTS FROM HERE AND MORE AND IT WILL CONTINUE ON PAST THE EVENTS IN THIS BOOK SO LOOK FOR HINTS ABOUT WHAT WILL BE IN THE SEQUEL. (-;

Wish you all well. Stay Lovely. XXX-Hayley